"Hey Diddle, Diddle!
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such fun,
And the dish ran away with the spoon"
"Stupid nursery rhyme. Who is Diddle. The one playing the fiddle? And what has the cat got to do with it.
Don't like cats. They snarl.
But, at, least it made the dog laugh. Don't like dogs either. They bite at my heels.
Dishes and cutlery running? BS.
And no freaking way a cow can jump over the moon.
I've been trying all night and not even come close."
