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A Chaotic Group Chat- Installment #6

LetTakaSayFuck: He'll be back in a couple of minutes I'm sure of it

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: I hope things went fine yesterday. I'm sure Ishida-kun is a hassle for people like Kiibo-kun and Saihara-kun who don't know how to handle him.

11037: its kinda weird how ishida already had an opinion on kiibo before he even met him

Luckboi: Isn't Ishida's opinion on Kiibo kind of similar to Mondo's opinion on him?

LetTakaSayFuck: Uh not really
LetTakaSayFuck: I mean it's clear ishida doesn't really care about him and just sees him a lump of metal but I actually see him as a person

30% Stoopid: But don't you almost always call him "Robo-Boy" Owadacchi

11037: like if u see him as a person how come its rare that u call him by his actual name i mean i barely know him but i call him kiibo

LetTakaSayFuck: I dunno I guess I just like to call him that

Pansexual Prefect is online
Pansexual Prefect has changed their name to #1MondoStan

#1MondoStan: Sup bitches! I'm back ;)

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Hello, Ishida-kun.

30% Stoopid: Now that I think about it it's been a while since Ishidacchi's been in the chat

#1MondoStan: Cuz Mondo and Taka haven't been letting me front much...

LetTakaSayFuck: Well to be fair you're still grounded Ishida

#1MondoStan: Yeah I know, but it's sooooo boring just being inactive. I wanna get in on the action too!
#1MondoStan: It's no fair how Taka gets to have all the fun and I'm just left behind

LetTakaSayFuck: Well maybe if you weren't a reckless idiot with no goddamn self-control we'd let you front more often

#1MondoStan: I have goddamn self-control Mondito!

11037: then why the hell did u try to murder me

#1MondoStan: You pissed me off one time too many

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Ishida-kun, you really should try to control your emotions...

30% Stoopid: Yeah dude you can't just try to murder any being who angers you

#1MondoStan: If they have the nerve to piss me off then they don't deserve to live. I am perfectly capable of killing almost anyone

11037: no kidding you were extremely close killing me then and there if mondo hadnt come id be dead

#1MondoStan: Then that should teach you not to mess with me foolish Leon

11037: dammit dude im not foolish

30% Stoopid: Don't worry Leoncchi just 'cause you're not the smartest it's not a bad thing
30% Stoopid: Like I don't care that I'm a dumbass 'cause like we can be dumbasses together

11037: but hiro im not stupid

#1MondoStan: Oh really? Then why did you decide it'd be a good idea to piss me off as much as you do when you know damn well I can kill you with one slash of my death scythe?

11037: calm the fuck down already i was just playing around ok

LetTakaSayFuck: He's got a point ishida you need to chill

#1MondoStan: I can't

LetTakaSayFuck: Yes you can don't try to tell me you can't

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Hey, we haven't asked him about it yet, Owada-kun.

LetTakaSayFuck: Oh right I forgot about that
LetTakaSayFuck: Ishida I have a question for you

#1MondoStan: Yes Mondito?

LetTakaSayFuck: Didn't you have a video chat with kiibo yesterday

#1MondoStan: Yeah, why? Nothing that remarkable happened with the microwave

Luckboi: Did you call him that to his face?

#1MondoStan: Duh, of course. He's closer to being that than a human

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: That's not true, Ishida-kun. Kiibo-kun's very human!

LetTakaSayFuck: And thus we have an answer as to how the video chat went

Luckboi: It seems it didn't go well...

#1MondoStan: He got so butthurt that he hung up on me

11037: most likely bc u were being an asshole to him

#1MondoStan: And the emo was just protecting him the whole time. How utterly pathetic

30% Stoopid: Dude that's just what boyfriends do

#1MondoStan: Well he just said like "Don't do this" and glared at me a couple of times
#1MondoStan: He didn't actually do anything about it

Luckboi: Well, Shuichi's not the type to roast you for messing with his friends. That's Hajime

11037: hajime will roast u for anything rly like hell he aint scared of nothing

Chihiro_Fujisaki: I've seen Hinata-senpai go on rants about the littlest things. And I don't even see him that much.

LetTakaSayFuck: Anyway ishida you better behave yourself next week if kiibo complains one time you're in deep shit

#1MondoStan: Yeah whatever
#1MondoStan: Anyway I'mma leave now

#1MondoStan has changed their username to Pansexual Prefect

Pansexual Prefect: ...

LetTakaSayFuck: Yeah things didn't go very well

Pansexual Prefect: I should have known...

30% Stoopid: Looks like things aren't gonna be easy next week

11037: yeah srsly that dude wont listen to anyone not even mondo this time

Pansexual Prefect: Not Mondo? Huh. That's rather unusual. Ishida always listens to him.

LetTakaSayFuck: I guess he's just in a bad mood

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: He probably is...

Pansexual Prefect: Well, this'll be fun...

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