☆𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠; 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤☆

Ⓢⓐⓕⓔ ⓦⓞⓡⓓ ⓘⓓⓔⓐⓢ

Jumanji bye sisters
Back to the ghetto. Lalalalala
Safeword. cant take big dick.
Burger King foot lettuce. By bitches

Weres the hype in hype house

Homer Simpson needs to share his donut

(THANK YOU SM   FOR THESE AMAZING SAFE WORDS FRTYUIYFTYU)

"*intense fake coughing* you're joke was so bad its killing me... see you in hell"

"YOU ASS LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE NOW"

"Hey... I said I was never gonna give you up, but now I'm letting you down <3"

"BYE BITCH 💅 *hair flip"

"HAH GAEEEEEEEeeee..." (it slowly fades away)

"IM SORRY, DID YOU SAY PEN-"

(THANK YOU, I LOVE THESE !!)

Peace out muggles.
I know obamas last name-

WEEOO

Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die (and do a lil dance if u want)

Do u wanna build a snow man

Doesnt smell like caca to me senor

See you next year, or not.

Bye bitches. Bbq massage
Jones bbq foot massage. LOVERS

IM THE DADDY HERE.

WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB ASSHOLE
Dam snackbar. Rise and shineee
BABY SHARK DODODODODO.
POTTAH
Percabeth. BIG ANTS SCARY
So im the god apollo...in a garbage can

SOLANGELO IS GOALS

TIKI SPOTS ON.

Why couldn't it be follow the BuTtErFlieS

Dont worry bout it. Dont worry bout it sweatheart
Begon thot. All da ladys love leo
Emma threatened jacob
EL WERE ARE U. ELEVEN. Mikey
I dump your ass.
VFD who?
The world is quiet here.
IM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT

But your not georgie

SPIDER MAN SPIDER MAN BABABA
Im Quigley. Quigley Quagamire

Whats Obamas last name?

BACK TO SUMMER OF 2019
Can u really take dick or na

IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM

(Credit to everythingbut_sane_ for all the following safe words, thank you bestie 👹)

✨BEEEEE WHOOOO YOUUU AREEEE✨

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance, whatever could it mean ? It means youve lived a life of sin.

And with a little bit of rusteez-and an insane amount of luck you to could look like me. Ka Chow.

I just wanted it to be a good party

Since uh☝ when

🎶 you got me spinning like a ballerina 🎶                    
                                    what, this is cRaZy
Hey ryan look, dont look

*aggressively sniffs* smells like teen spirit

Im watching you wazowski, always watching

      Go little rockstar.     I smell like beef

🎶 hungry eyes 🎶 *does seb dance*

Im not even here, im a figment of your imagination

What the FUCK is up kyle
    
Assbutt, jerk-bitch-idjit (fandoms lol)

A/n may randomly update. Here are some random safe words u can use