The Takami Family

Groupchat UwU

Wholesome Wolf: Wait, why are you texting when you're in the same room?

Angel Cutie UwU: Who said we're in the same room?

Silent Killer: Then how did he change your contact name

Angel Cutie UwU: Hey guys, this is Mina! I stole Galaxy's phone. Her autocorrect changed friend to boyfriend lol

Insomniac: That explains a lot.

K-Fuck-C: Right... So who is with who, I'm confused.

Angel Cutie UwU: Aw, don't worry. Your single brain just can't handle the fact that your younger sisters/cousin got S/Os before you 😘

Tamaki: that was kind of mean, Galaxy-Chan

Momo: Yeah, Tamaki-Kun is right.

K-Fuck-C: It's fine, I'm used to it lol

Now about my question?

Momo: I'm Momo Yaoyorozu, Ayame's girlfriend. Pleasure to meet you, Hawks-Sama

Tamaki: um, i'm Tamaki Amajiki, Akane's boyfriend. It's nice to meet you.

Insomniac: Name's Hitoshi Shinsou. I'm with Galaxy.

K-Fuck-C: Galaxy, what did we say about emos?

Angel Cutie UwU: Hypocrite much? We all know you simp over that guy, Dabi.

Silent Killer: Exposed

K-Fuck-C: Ok, I take it back

For now

Angel Cutie UwU: Wait, we need to give Momo and Tamaki nicknames!

Angel Cutie UwU has changed Momo's name to 3-D Printer

Angel Cutie UwU has changed Tamaki's name to Shy bby

Angel Cutie UwU has changed K-Fuck-C's to Hero Hawks

Hero Hawks: Finally, a good nickname

Angel Cutie UwU: I'll change it to something worse if you don't shut up again

Hero Hawks: Shinsou, control your girlfriend

Insomniac: I'm already on my way to her dorm

Hero Hawks: Remember to use protection

Angel Cutie UwU: BFEHBCBDBDHUOCDBHUCRHBUF FUCK YOU!

Wholesome Wolf: Galaxy, please calm down

~A few minutes later~

Silent Killer: Why haven't they responded yet?

Hero Hawks: They're probably making out or something

3-D Printer: I hope nothing bad happened

Shy bby: I'll go check on them

Wholesome Wolf: Thanks Tamaki ^^

Hero Hawks: If they are making out, I swear...

Shy bby: They're just sleeping and cuddling

Hero Hawks: Awwww

3-D Printer: Cute!

Wholesome Wolf: We probably shouldn't disturb them

Wholesome Wolf has logged off.

Shy bby: Well, it was nice meeting you, Hawks-Sama

Hero Hawks: Nice to meet you too, kid. Just remember, I'm a pro hero, so if you even try anything with my sister, I'll peacefully break your spine. That goes for Miss Yaoyorozu and Mr Shinsou too.

Shy bby and 3-D Printer have logged off.

Silent Killer: Great, you scared them off

Hero Hawks: sry

Hero Hawks and Silent Killer have logged off.

Bathe in the floof, children UwU