some random shit I found in my google docs 💀

I don't fucking know💀

Minato felt some pride in remembering his questioning. In the midst of his increasing irritation, the child always gave the time to watch him closely. Only minutes were enough for Hatake. Just seeing him color easily while pretending that sitting didn't bother him was proof enough. Your teacher wasn't feeling well. "Would you mind too much if I left first, Kakashi?" The answer leaves you surprised by seconds. He denies as well as he finishes understanding and puts his food aside while the other stands up. Minato hasn't been able to get the money out of his trusty trench coat when Kakashi has already left the exact amount at the bar. "I'll walk you home, if it's okay with you." Minato must have suspected right there. His usual respect began to rub against rather occasional attitudes, which, unknowingly, always coincided with those seasons of his. He refused to be escorted by the boy, and could not fight him when the inhibitors were beginning to stop taking effect. The Hokage was completely convinced that it would be able to get home in time before it was necessary to take something really strong, that could contain it. It was a terrible prediction. Since the child's empty home was noticeably closer, and being able to keep the truth of his knowledge for a little longer, he agreed to go with him. "Don't worry, I'll go get a doctor. Rin could..." "—It is not necessary, Kakashi. Only... Give me a room, and don't tell anyone I'm here, okay?"

Namikaze was too hot at the time to remember that the other was too wasped for his age. Too aware of the world, and much more interested in the sexual realm than any other child his age. The suggestion came out of his mouth as soon as he finished taking off his clothes to throw himself into the fluffy bed, the truth behind his words does not allow him to think about it as much as he should. He was too unconscious. "—Sensei... Read... I read that the Alphas can calm the Omegas right now. No need to touch them, of course... If that's true... If my scent can help you... could you give me a chance to try?" It's definitely true. But it's a fact halfway through more than a fact proven by both of us. Before Kakashi, Minato was convinced that an Alpha with his maturity level was able to withstand such a plague. I was wrong. Totally out of reality. The only Alphas capable of doing the miracle the movie-silver talked about were those who raised their own puppies. It was their partner's printed scent that allowed them to do it. Since the sweet effluvius of one Omega alters another, the Alphas were forced to bear their children's for it. But that would be learned almost two decades later. "—Kakashi... You have to go..." He tried to convince him to do it. Minato felt the danger floating in the air as the heat increased in his blood. The still pure aroma of the child was altering it more than usual. Kushina's strong effluvius managed to keep him at bay most of the time, and since he confined himself in complete solitude during the three days of his inferno, he never had a better chance of sniffing someone else. It was a memorable first experience for both of us. Neither Kakashi understood exactly why his body reacted that way, nor did Minato know how he lost control in that way. Both knew that cases were rare, but even Omegas remained male, however"mothers"they could become. The fact that the Hokage eventually ceded to its low instincts was inevitable at that point.

And as if the child's body could really understand what was happening, the task was not too complicated. Omegas tended to have natural lubrication that facilitated the whole process to be penetrated. That was true. They were designed to receive a foreign body, and keep as much of them as possible. It was all true... But there was another fact mortally true. They got wet easily. Absurdly wet by both places it was still embarrassing for the blonde to think about it. A fact with which the Alphas could feel identified with total ease. Kakashi had his first sexual experience in a way he had never suspected. Being an Alpha, being penetrated by another man was never considered. But there they were. Minato hurriedly stripped him naked, attacked his mouth, kissed his neck, played with his nipples and moved his hands through his painful erection. Living in a time loop would have made a lot more sense than that first encounter. It was fast as fast as it was slow. It happened in the blink of an eye. Guided by instinct and novelty, none thought too much of it. They had no reason at that very moment. Minato continued to move into the tight cavity when the child's fangs threatened to appear. Kakashi knew about it, but I didn't expect it to happen to him so quickly. He groaned like never before in his life, and wept with pure joy while the other was not in better condition. When Minato ended up inside him, while his body was approaching dangerously, the minor could not bear it. The pitiful cry that escaped the Omega was engraved with fire in the mind of the passionate ninja. He bit his chest with such force that the erection that did not yet lose its size inside his body seemed to harden a little more. It was there that his little self-control vanished completely.

Kakashi took it off his shoulders before throwing himself on his master's body. From one moment to the next, it was Minato who was assaulted by a child. And even though the blame was eating him for whole years, the night it happened, he couldn't turn back. It was the first of many experiences where they repeated similar acts. Since they started their sex life that way, Alpha and Omega always fought in bed. Their first night together was full of exchanges between the two. The proud adult didn't want to lose, and the Alpha didn't give ground either. Three days later none of them were able to get up. Minato's body was completely undone, and his student was no better than him. Omega bites are not as deep as those of an Alpha, but they have the same weight. He accepted him as his partner between the passion of the fiery encounter and the Fourth has never regretted it. Today Kakashi continues to look proud of the dozens of brands that Minato left him at that first moment. As much as the other is sure of the bite on his chest. However, although his life as a couple was happy now, and had been from the beginning, in fact, that fourth day after zeal was the worst in Konoha's history. "—An underage Alpha has marked the Hokage!" "—An Alpha of 11 years!" "What the hell were your parents thinking?!"

The gossip lasted little, of course. As soon as people discovered the little rogue, the anger and collective disappointment seemed to disappear. Konoha tended to double standards forever, but Mianto appreciated them as the leader he was anyway. Directly or indirectly, everyone respected Kakashi. And minor or not, no one could say that there was a better Alpha for the Hokage other than him... Again the only one who had a real problem was the blonde's wife. And not because jealousy will win in it. Kushina had already marked a couple. Behind everyone, and especially sneaking around her husband. The Alphas weren't the only ones known to be jealous. The reason for his anger was to find out from the mouths of others. Divorce wasn't complicated at all. Marrying Kakashi, being less than 15 –the old legal age according to his laws – was the real drawback. Only one thing happened in those months that the pair remembers with special affection and grace. Kakashi officially moved into the Hokage's house—while the apartment he once occupied was permanently empty—when Kushina could tell. Since the child had not yet finished developing in this field, and since she had been smelling it forever, it was the Alpha who first to realize the change. "'They haven't done it again, have they?" The question takes them by surprise. Even when she was always direct and shameless, they don't see the reason behind it until they come into account. "When was your last zeal, Minato?" Two months had passed since the event.

"—You're expecting a puppy, honey... And I can smell it." When his ex-wife suggested that he should carry at least his surname as a sign of respect Kakashi showed him his teeth. That's when Minato decided. "—It will be called Naruto..." ""Naruto?" "We ate ramen that day, remember?" Your student seemed even satisfied. "—Naruto Hatake..." "—Naruto Uzumaki" In the face of the growl of both Alpha he yields not a shred. "—His surname will be Namikaze. I still have a little pride to maintain" . . . .

(In all honesty, I don't have the fucking time to read through all this so yall tell me what it's about💀)