The Thucc, The Otter, And The Oreos

A burst of blinding light explodes in the sky and a glowing figure descends from the heavens.
"Oh my god, it's the all powerful Thucc." whispers the flabbergasted otter. "It's so holy and powerful."
"I have come to bestow peace and gayness onto this world," the all powerful Thucc (whose name is Bob) announces.
"Whatever you need all powerful one," said the otter (whose name is also Bob), "I am at your service."
"Bring me all your oreos!" the Thucc demands.
"No! Not the oreos! Please all powerful Thucc! I need to feed my family! Please I beg of you, don't take my precious oreos," the otter begs.
"Bring me the oreos now," the Thucc screams,"or I will sacrifice your family to the oreo gods!" The otter shrinks back in fear, he had heard stories of the oreo gods. They were vicious beasts that were shaped like oreos with the only purpose to kill anyone who dared to disgrace oreos.
"Yes sir, I'll go get them now," the otter breathed.
"Do not disappoint me," the all powerful Thucc bellowed, "or the blood of your family will be on your hands!" The otter scurried away determinedly to get the oreos from the oreo safe in the oreo shrine in the oreo themed house so he could save his family.
"I have the oreos all powerful one," the otter gasped. He lay the precious oreos on a gold plate made out of the finest gold from the country of Oreo. The all holy Thucc laughs wickedly as he crushes the oreos with its holy foot.
"MY OREOS! WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS POWERFUL THUCC!" the otter shrieks.
"I am not the thucc you think I am," the thucc laughs "I am the evil Thucc!"
The otter screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The End