Meek POV
I just came back from a wild night of partying
I'm living my best life without any wife nagging me about coming back home late or partying all night
I rolled up a blunt then smoked after smoking I took a dump when I was done I took a pee
"Shit" I hissed
I looked at my pee and it was red
"Shit! WTF is happening?"
Damn I hope my dick ain't broken I can't be on my periods
I wiped it with a tissue then applied Vaseline to it, Gail told me that Vaseline had the power to heal I pray it heals my dick
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I woke up from my nap and my machine gun had gotten worse my balls were swollen and painful it's like somebody massaged them with hot pepper or chilli sauce
I decided to go to my doctor I hope whatever is happening to me won't cause infertility
I had to wait a couple of minutes because I didn't make an "appointment"
I am Meek Mill I don't need to make an appointment
After he was done with his other patient I got into his office
"Hey doc, sorry I didn't make an appointment I have an emergency" I said sitting down
"So what brings you here Mr Williams?" He asked
"Man some wild shit happened this morning" I said
"What kind of wild shit?" He asked looking serious as hell
"This morning when I went to pee my dick was burning, balls itching and my piss was red" I said
He looked at me and nodded
"Is it because I drink or maybe I'm dehydrated and stuff?" I asked
"It could be an STI or prostate cancer" he said
"It definitely ain't an STI" I said
"How many sexual partners do you have?" He asked
"1"
"Are you being honest?"
"I have 5" I said
"Do you use protection with all of them"
"I try to but sometimes things be way too heated and I forget to put on a condom" I said
"Mr Williams you know the dangers of having many sexual partners and not using protection" he said
"5 ain't even that many" I said
He gave me a judgemental look
"Look I'll cut down on the number of women I mess around with" I said
"We're gonna have to run a couple of tests and if we find anything we will need you to come with all your sexual partners and get tested"
"All of them?"
"Yes" he said
This nigga wants me to bring all my hoes to the hospital he wants me dead
"Ayt I'll try"
"We're gonna need your blood sample and urine sample to run a few tests" I said
"You'd swear y'all are vampires y'all forever wanting our blood" I said
"This is for your own good Mr Williams"
"Yeah whatever, let's get it done with"
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