~ Draco Learns to Love Himself ~ (18+)

Draco Malfoy and His Bleached Hair

       Draco and his friend Chase were walking down his school, (Hawgwawrts), talking about Harry's girlfriend, Harriet Tubman.
       "Damn bruh she fine as helll" Draco exclaimed.
       Harry walked past.
       "Excuse me BITCH, that's my property." He says.
      Draco looks at him angrily. "You need to tone that attitude down boy"
      "You need to tone that poorly bleached hair you piss color haired fuck" Harry says back.
      Draco runs home crying, trying to find level 9 toner.

      But before anything, he hops on Snapchat and about to send Harriet Tubman a little sneak peak of his shriveled, small, penis, bleached to match his yellow hair.