Dirk x reader

School Prince.

"EEEEK, WHO WAS THAT!" your mom squealed "I saw the whole thing! Is he your new boyfrieeend?!" she beamed, "Hah I wish" you joked "Oh my god this so exciting! ________ Has a crush! I'll call his parents to schedule a play date!" (Haha its funny because he has no parents)"M-MOM WHAT NO" you're face was the darkest shade red now. You went to your room and yelled, "MOM DO NOT CALL ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY" your face still being red and hearing your mom laugh at you. You crashed against your bed and instead of taking a small nap you woke up at 5:30 AM, "Uggh" 'whelp there goes my homework grades' you thought. You crashed against your bed again only to fall asleep once more. You were waken up by painful blocks of ice and water, "WHAT THE FUCK" you shot up shivering. Your face was now giving the most annoyed face in existence, and again she was laughing her face off. You ignored her took a shower and got dressed ate then started walking to school. Only to hear footsteps and really wished and didn't wish it was Dirk. The footsteps catch up to you, oh thank god it's only karkat, "Hey Karkat" "Hey dip shit" he was tall enough for you to be a perfect armrest so he put his arm on you, "Hey!" you complained "Yes?" "Stop using me as an armrest!" "What are you gonna do about it?" he teased "This!" you punched him in the stomach, "Augh you piece of shit" he held his stomach, "I told you to stop" you smirked. Him being a fuckton taller than you and stronger decided to carry you all the way to school, no matter how much you hit him or struggled it seemed to have no affect on him, "Why are you doing this?!" "I'm helping you confront the fuckass" he smirked proudly, " WHAT NONONONONONO SORRY NO PLEASE KARKAT" "Well guess you should have thought of that before you fucking punched me" he said, you tried your hardest to get free of his hold but failing horribly you didn't, "Hey fuckass!" he yelled then put you down, "Karkat I swear if he starts walking towa-" Dirk waved and started coming towards us, "You're gonna get it after this Vantas" you said so only he could hear