After divorcing my slutty ex wife Fiona, I ran out of toothpaste. I went to the grocery store. As I walked around the store, I saw a red headed beauty. He clearly was in an unhappy relationship like I had been, and I knew how he felt. I knew that something as fine as him would never date a loser divorcee like me, so I didn't take my chances, and left. I walked about the store, and finally found the toothpaste isle. I walked right past the unnamed red haired beauty. I almost fainted. I needed to know who this mysterious man was.
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Shrek x Carl Wheezer
FanfictionShrek and Carl find eachother. Is it fate? Are they meant to be? Find out
