TWITTER MESSAGES
TO: OWENJOYNERfriday 4th december, 3.32am
rory🦖
hello mr joyner
owen my good sir
hello
how are you
i am here to apply to be your
wife
uh reason number one i should
be your wife
at the minute my name fucking
rhymes so that sucks
but rory joyner sounds nice
in fact i'd even let you call me
aurora if it means you'll kiss me
to wake me up
second reason is
uh
clout
look at me i have cute famous
husband
that should boost my acting careerfriday 4th december, 11.27am
owen🥁
so you want me to marry you
so you have a better name and
so you could use me for cloutrory🦖
holy shit
if idve known you were going
to reply i would've been a little
bit nicerowen🥁
i read all my applications
and i must say i think yours
is the worst
however you did call me good
sir so bonus pointsrory🦖
so i hit a kinkowen🥁
what-
no
do i need to block yourory🦖
NO NO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY
my sincerest apologies good sirowen🥁
it doesn't work now you ruined itrory🦖
:((
what can i do to make it up to you
so i can we your wife againowen🥁
you were never my wiferory🦖
that's right we haven't had the
wedding yet i'm only your fiancée
one question can my friend connor
be the best man rather than charlie
he's kinda clingyowen🥁
slow down there buckaroo
i can't promise a weddingrory🦖
you mean to say,,,,
im not good enough for you,,,owen🥁
no no rory not at all you're
amazing i'm sure i'm sorry
i didn't mean to make you
think thatrory🦖
i'm kidding i'm kidding
but owen you're such a sweetheart
are you sure i can't marry youowen🥁
god you scared me i thought i
broke your heart on day one
but yes i am sure i can't marry
you
20 is far too young for me to
commit to something like thatrory🦖
i'm afraid my dearest owen that
that is called false advertising
how disappointingowen🥁
well the last thing i want is to
be a disappointment
so how about a compromise aurorarory🦖
cant call me aurora if you're not
marrying meowen🥁
thought i could if i was going to
kiss yourory🦖
whatowen🥁
that's my compromise
i can't promise you marriage
but i can promise you one
mistletoe kiss on christmas
everory🦖
hm i like that idea
not as much as marriage but it's
a start
what do i have to do to win it?owen🥁
pass my application test and
then we will seerory🦖
so you're vibe checking me so
you can make out with me under
a plant before christmasowen🥁
it's much less romantic when
you put it like thatrory🦖
so you're trying to romance meowen🥁
shut up and fill in step one
of the application
1. what's your number?rory🦖
ooo he is smooth
(xx) xxx xxx xxx
you better save my contact as
something coolowen🥁
imma save it as aurorarory🦖
well then imma save yours
as assholeowen🥁
who are you kidding we all
know you're saving my contact
as sweetheart
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𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘, owen patrick joyner
Fanfictionextended summary inside! in which a tweet asking for marriage results in rory getting a mistletoe kiss ❪ owen patrick joyner x fem!oc ❫ ❪ social media x real life ❫ ❪ -hattieannas 2020 ❫ character: rory stilinski (she/they) faceclaim: quintessa s...