Air: No.
Nightflyer: That's boring.
Kelp: The more risque and forbidden the love is, the better.
Rainkeeper: Right now we're ready a love story about the president's son and the prince of England being in love and it is HILARIOUS AND WONDERFUL.
Seashell: It's called Red White and Royal Blue, go read it.
Nightflyer: Not the current U.S. President's son, to clarify. It's the son of a the first woman president, Ellen Claremont.
Air: Who is a mood.
Joy: I like her.
Leviathans: *close in around them*
Hosts: *do not care*
Kelp: We're invincible here, right?
Seashell: Uh, no?
Hosts:.......
Joy: *sigh* I'll protect most of you.
Joy: Kelp get in the middle, that way they'll kill the others first.
Nightflyer: Ouch.
Air: Anyone else getting flashbacks to a certain shotgun carousel?
Joy: NEVER SPEAK OF THE SHOTGUN CAROUSEL.
Deathbringer: *finds a sharp stick, uses it to kill the Leviathans*
Deathbringer: MAN, it's been awhile since I've killed something!
Deathbringer: *decapitates a vampire*
Deathbringer: This is kinda fun.
Deathbringer:......
Deathbringer: *goes on a killing spree with the Hosts trailing behind him*
Joy: I knew this would happen.
Rainkeeper: You can really see the resemblance between you two.
Deathbringer: *drags a Leviathan to a river and starts drowning him while laughing*
Air: *gasps*
Nightflyer: What? Is it too graphic for you? We can go home, I'll take you home, where it's safe-
Air: No, look! THIS IS THE SPOT WHERE DEAN FINALLY FOUND CAS AND THEY HUGGED! *squeals*
Kelp: They also nearly DIED-
Air: I love Purgatory....
Joy: A bit too much, if your bookmarks are any indication-
Air: SHUT UP.
Joy: Why is Dean X Cas X Benny even a thing?
Air:....DEATHBRINGER CAN I BORROW YOUR WEAPON?
Deathbringer: Okay!
Air: I'm gonna kill you now.
Joy: I thought you'd never ask!
Air/Joy: *attack each other*
Nightflyer: And now all hell's broken loose-
Satan: Again?
Hosts: *scream and trample each other and fall down at the sight of Lucifer*
Deathbringer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MARK PELLIGRINO!
Lucifer: What?
Deathbringer: Oh dear Satan...
Lucifer: That's me. Who are you?
Deathbringer: I'm Deathbringer.
Lucifer:.......That's the coolest name ever.
Deathbringer: I know. I live up to it too.
Lucifer: Oh yeah? How would you kill Mary Winchester?
Deathbringer: Light her on fire for irony purposes, of course, but that would have to be the end. I'd start with some toothpicks and a ballpeen hammer and- *describes the most slow, horrid, death ever*
Satan: *staring at him in awe*
Deathbringer: Well?
Lucifer: Can we be best friends?
Deathbringer: Promise not to sacrifice me to a goat?
Lucifer: Promise. I don't know where all the goat stuff comes from honestly, I think it was Michael's idea of a cruel joke, anyways. *snaps and explodes several leviathans*
Lucifer: Who are your friends?
Deathbringer: Oh, my darling children, my daughter's boyfriend, their friends, AKA my tormentors-
Lucifer: Want me to kill them for you?
Air: It would be an honor to be murdered by you, Mister Satan, sir.
Joy: *nods frantically*
Nightflyer: Air, no, we're not Satanists-
Air: BUT IT'S MARK FREAKIN PELLEGRINO-
Nightflyer: AIR, NO.
Air: BUT-
Nightflyer: Remember the season 12 finale?
Air:.....
Air: You're right, he had to die.
Deathbringer: You can't kill him, he's my friend!
Air: A friend that MURDERED MY CASSIE AND HURT JACK-
Lucifer: Hey, at least I didn't take Cas to Super Hell-
Air: *explodes into fire like Jack Jack from the Incredibles and tackles Lucifer*
Joy: Oh my moons, it's like if Mary jumped off the ceiling while burning and attacked the Yellow Eyed Demon.
Kelp: Ooooo-
Deathbringer: *starts fighting Air*
Deathbringer: BAD AIR! LEAVE SATAN ALONE!
Joy: Satan is soft like a bunny.
Kelp: Joy, no.
Nightflyer: Uh, guys?
Air: I'LL KILL YOU-
Lucifer: *laughing*
Nightflyer: GUYS-
Hosts: *look around*
Rainkeeper: Uh oh.
Leviathans: *have surrounded them with a small army of monsters*
Joy: *sigh* I knew we should've brought more weapons.
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