Rainkeeper: Actually today is a Deathbringer only dare so the rest of you are excused.
Players:.....
Sunny: Seriously?
Joy: Seriously. Go! Enjoy 2021!
Peril: Is it better than 2020 so far?
Seashell: Well KNOCK ON WOOD, BUT-
Nightflyer: This time last year we were narrowly avoiding World War 3, and so far this year all I've heard is that the Ratatouille Musical is happening in a digital form, so IT'S ALREADY A MILLION TIMES BETTER!
Rainkeeper: That musical is the one good thing to come out of TikTok other than Merdur Moms.
All: *nod in agreement*
Deathbringer: I'm afraid to ask what my dare is. OH! DO I GET TO BE SATAN FOR A DAY???
Glory: No, Deathy, no....
Deathbringer: But then everyone would bow before me!
Glory: This is why you're not king.
Deathbringer: And why you wouldn't be my Queen of Hell.
Glory: *gasps*
Glory: HOW DARE YOU-
Deathbringer: Uh oh.
Glory: Just for that, I HOPE THIS DARE KILL YOU! *storms away, other players following*
Deathbringer: *running after her*
Deathbringer: GLOR-GLOR WAIT I'M SORRY! OF COURSE YOU CAN BE QUEEN-
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Hosts and Deathbringer appear in Purgatory*
*Purgatory is a grey, dark forest where all monsters go when they die. It's kill or be killed, nothing else. Home of the Leviathans, Benny, Eve, and where Destiel solves all their marriage problems*
Deathbringer: Where the hell-
Air: Welcome to Purgatory! Start running if you want to live!
Deathbringer: WHAT WHY-
Nightflyer: We'll keep it simple. Everything in Purgatory wants you dead. You want everything in Purgatory dead. Our job was to just drop you in here and see what happens.
Air: You're also supposed to hang out with Lucifer, which is weird because he's not in Purgatory, he's in the Empty or in Hell if he were alive, but we'll call in a favor with Jack and get him here.
Joy: How are you friends with Jack again?
Air: Who do you think gave him his teddy bear?
Joy:....Okay, that makes sense.
Deathbringer: So let me get this right. Everything here, vampires, monsters, etc. wants to kill me?
Hosts: Yes.
Deathbringer: And Satan is also roaming around somewhere?
Hosts: Yes.
Deathbringer: Is there a way out of here?
Hosts: No.
Air: Unless you're human.
Nightflyer: Or an angel that's needed for a mind control plot.
Air: Or you're involved with gay love that can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
Deathbringer: What about straight love?
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