Trolls: Trollstopia [Season 7]

"It's A Trollful Life" [Part 4]

"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Poppy Finally Finished Screaming.

"Huh- 16 Minutes. New Record There Kendrick"
Mr. Dinkles Said.

"H-HOW IS THIS- WHEN DID THIS- WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Poppy Said.

"I Can See You're Speechless- Just Like Jasmine"
Mr. Dinkles Said.

"MR. DINKLES! EXPLANATION! NOW!"
Poppy Demanded.

"Well If You Must Know, That Compromise Was Branch And Barb Falling In Love Of Course"
Mr. Dinkles Replied.

"Uhhh DUHH! I Mean How! And Why???"
Poppy Said.

Mr. Dinkles Explained.
"When Barb Came To Pop Village To Bring The Pop Trolls To Volcano Rock City, Barb Admired How Branch Kept Everyone In Order Like A Strong Leader. So Then Branch Told Barb To Back Off Or They Will Fight The Rock Troll Army. Of Course Barb Being Impressed By Strong Men, She Began To Fell For Him. Soon Branch Liked Barb's Queenly Style, Then Eventually Both Fell In Love, Started Dating, And Promised To Not Harm Either One's Tribe"

Poppy Nodded, Understanding.
"Ohhhhh.......NNNNNOOOO!!!!!"

Branch And Barb Were About To Lean In And Kiss.

Poppy Got In Between Them.
"NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG!"

"Um Excuse Me?"
Barb Said.

"What Is So Wrong About My Relationship?"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"What's So Wrong Is That IT'S WEIRD AND GROSS AND JUST.....NOT COMPATIBLE! YOU ARE BOTH OUT OF EACH OTHER'S LEAGUE!"
Poppy Told Them.

The Pop Trolls Gasp, Listening In On The Angst.

"BARB, YOU ARE TOO REBELLIOUS TO HAVE A DORKY BOYFRIEND LIKE BRANCH!"
Poppy Pointed Out.

Barb Formed A Fist.
"Oh You Little BI-"

"AND BRANCH, I Say This Out Of Love, YOU ARE WAAAY TOO MUCH OF A NERD TO BE WITH A RECKLESS QUEEN LIKE BARB!"
Poppy Pointed Out Again.

"Uhm, Does THIS Seem Nerdy To You? 💪"
Branch Flexed His Muscles On His Armor.

Poppy Bit Her Lip.
"Mmmm....That Is So Hot- BUT STOP MAKING ME SIMP RIGHT NOW! POINT IS, YOU TWO SHOULD  N E V E R BE A THING WHATSOEVER"

"Hey Wait A Sec, I Know You. You're The Pop Troll I Turned Into A Rock Troll Earlier That Babe Sent Me!"
Barb Remembered.

"Huh? But Baby, I Thought You Sent Me A Rock Troll"
Branch Said.

Barb Shook Her Head.
"Nawww Babe, Pretty Sure You Sent Me One Of Yours"

"Noooo You Sent Me One Of Yoursss"
Branch Nudged Her.

"Nah Uh Babeee, You~"
Barb Stroked Branch's Hair.

"Nawww You"
Branch Booped Barb's Nose.

Branch And Barb Went Back n Forth Of Flirting.

Poppy Gagged.
"I Think Imma Hurl And Pee At The Same Time 🤢"

"Ugh, Please Don't. I Deal Enough With Biggie's Nervous Vomits"
Mr. Dinkles Said.

Poppy Started Frowning.
"I Just Can't Believe It....Branch Fell In Love With My New Best Friend....All Cause I-"

"-Never Existed. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Now You Know Why You Need To Exist? To Avoid Stuff Like...That"
Mr. Dinkles Gestures.

Barb Was Rubbing Softly Branch's Eye Scar.

"Ooo Ooooo That Feels Better"
Branch Said.

Poppy Sighed.
"Well, You Told Me To Restore Happiness Just Like The Other World Right?"