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052

Taehyung:
The fuck are you
saying?

Jin:
Ahh-huh-ahh ,no
profanities dude,
we ain't accept that
in our family

If you really wanted
to be Jisoo's man,
learn to avoid
cursing a'ight?

Taehyung:
Woah, coming from
you, seriously?

Jin:
Yah, I didn't say
that it's because of
me, and duh! I only
cursed when our
friends make fun
at me

Taehyung:
Ahh, what do you
usually say again
whenever you got
shocked? Oh, 'fuck',
is that it?

Jin:
Oh yeah, when I'm
shocked, i kinda
curse too. But that's
all tho, nothing
more. I'm a good
boy you know.

And worldwide
handsome😊

Taehyung:
What do you usually
say again whenever
you're scared?

Ahh, 'holy shit'

Jin:
Ahh, that's another
one too.

Taehyung:
And when you couldn't
understand the lesson
in calculus? 'Damn this!'

Jin:
Ahh yeah, I kinda
cursed in there
too.

But hey! Calculus
is really hard!

Who wouldn't
utter a curse when
answering quizzes
in that subject!

Taehyung:
Uhh, me?

And Namjoon
too.

Suga as well

Jin:
It's because you're
all smart and good
in that subject!

Aish!

Taehyung:
But the point in
here is, that you
cursed ALL the time

Jin:
Fine, fine, fine,
fuckening fine.

Geez!

But what I'm
trying to point
out when I told
you to avoid
cursing is because
of my dear cousin,
duh!

Jisoo's an angel
you know?

God knows she
would give you
a rosary when you
cursed in front of
her and bath your
mouth with holy
water.

She would even
give you a holy
bible and give
you verses that
says cursing and
swearing is a
mere sin.

You know dude,
I knew Jisoo
very well, so if
you had questions
about her, you
could always
ask me😉

Taehyung:
Seriously Kim
Seokjin, what's
with you and your
deal with pushing
me to your cousin.

The last time I
check, you told
me to deny those
rumors circling
about us.

Jin:
Seriously Kim
Taehyung, what's
with you and your
deal about meeting
up with my cousin?

The last time I
check, I told you
to deny that you're
dating her, not to
meet up with her.

Boo! That's a fire
back from the great
Kim Seokjin! Huh!

Taehyung:
What the fuck?

Jin:
Oops, there you
go again.

No cursing please

Taehyung:
How did you know
I'm meeting up with
her?

Jin:
Ahh, well duh!
Jisoo's like a sister
to me, she never
hide secrets from
me.

And duh again,
you choose to meet
up at my house,
of course I would
knew it.

Aish, and here
I thought you're
smart, you
disappoint me
dude, that's a bad
shot

Taehyung:
Fuck you

Jin:
Aish, i really
should advise
Jisoo to buy
tons of rosary
and holy water
for that mouth
of yours.

But anyways,
don't think that
I'm getting easy
on you dude
because you're
my friend.

I'm going telling
you man, I'm
watching you

Ha-Ha-Ha

Did you get the
tone of that? It's
an evil laugh, you
know.

That's why there's
'-' in between 'Ha'

You get it?

Taehyung:
Whatever

Jin:
Yah! Don't you
'whatever' me.

Seen

Jin:

What the? Did
you just leave
me on seen?

Seen

Jin:
Yah Kim Taehyung!

Delivered

Jin:
Aish! You!