"Hurrican Katrina more like hurricane Nigeria"
"Can someone tell me why geese are so dang hot?"
"I thought that it was a really chonky man, Then I'm like "Oh wait those are two goats"
Then I saw the title "
"I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSEELF TO BECOME SAILOR HOE"
"Teace Pea"
"it's better than the microwave stuff that's covered in yellow "butter""
"Shut up throws rocks"
"Huh. Does eating a knife count as murder? Because, you're technically stabbing your throat, and stomach And by the time you swallow it whole, you'll be dead.
"iT sPoKe"
"HONEY I JUST MILKED MY FUCKING SKUNK"
"OMGS LORD ELMO! I'M SUCH A BIG FAN"
"j o i n t h e d a r k s i d e w e h a v e g a y s h i p s"
"My muffinnnnnnn!"
"You satanic being how dare thy not eat poptarts"
"Casterousiousissssssss"
"POPCORN CHILD"
"I'M a DaDdY LoNG LeG"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO"
"so that's chill"
"I'ma turtle"
"Kermit is daddy" "Wait- I thought kermit was a turtle"
"And don't u fucking dare lie to me or I will b o i l y o u r k n e e c a p s"
"my brother is 10 and he'll come up to my room and just- sniff me-"
"KEEP YOUR STROODLE IN YOUR PANTS"
"Rart"
"WhO ToOk My ChOcCiE MiLK"
"skeet beater likes to yeet ur meat"
"fine he'll get killed later"
"bro i literally just choked on air reading that"
"IT WAS A SPIDER MY SPIDEY SENSES TINGLEDDD"
"Eats cheerios idiotically"
"we don't.
"we are chaos it's selfwe are onethe being of Chaosthe bringers of it"
"Gay coffee and coco"
"Nyqbull"
"If you bring that thing anywhere near me I will shoot you with my shot gun"
"CaStER ThAt'S a nO No WoRD"
"THE GRANDMA COULD BE THE GUARDIAN"
"Arty go brrr"
"I have a strange ship But hear me out Alex x Leo"
"WHEEEEEEEEEZE that's a good boy ;)"
"GUYS THERE ARE INNOCENT 11 YEAR OLDS STOP SENDING WALRUS PPS"
YOU ARE READING
{FREIND GROUP QUOTES OUT OF CONTEXT}
RandomThese are a bunch of quotes from both online friends and real life friends- some are from both! This book is pure chaos capeesh? Capeesh! I love you all so much...
