Wrong Number | MHA Text Fic

Villain Tings

XXX-XXX-49
What is your preferred method of dying?

(You)
Meh I dunno
Honestly I couldn't rly care less

XXX-XXX-49
I was not expecting that answer to a death threat

(You)
Wait that was a death threat?
Whoops

XXX-XXX-49
I thought they said you were smart

(You)
Me? Smart?
Hell no
Not me
Wrong bitch
Who are you anyway

XXX-XXX-49
A villain here to recruit you

(You)
Coolio
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to decline tho
I like tryna be a hero 😎
Wait what's your name
Dw I won't tell anyone you're texting me

XXX-XXX-49
You can call me Dabi

(You)
Oki doki Todoroki
I'm (Y/N) (L/N)
But you prolly already knew that jkdjsif

(You) changed XXX-XXX-49 to "Da Bee"

Da Bee
I- what

(You)
IT'S PERFECT
Besides I can't exactly have it as Dabi can I??
What if someone saw

Da Bee
True true
Opinion on Stain?

(You)
Big fan
100% agree with his "hero society is corrupt" thing
Kinda mad he made Boss Man's big bro retire tho

Da Bee
...
Are you sure you don't want to be a villain

(You)
Sir I put HEAVY thought into what I wanted to be
And hero came out on top
But like if I get expelled or something I'll 100% become a villain
OOH WHAT ABOUT A VIGILANTE
THAT COULD BE COOL

Da Bee
Yeah I can see why they wanted you now

(You)
Awww they wanted me?
That's so sweet
It's also the first time anyone's wanted me 😎🤟
Wait hold up

(You) added, Da Bee, Shiggy, Best Girl, Two, Nomu, Magicman and Mamagiri to a group
(You) renamed the group "LOVEMUFFIN"

Da Bee
What the fuck is up with the name

Mamagiri
Dabi we've talked about unnecessary swearing

(You)
League
Of
Villainous
Evildoers
Maniacally
United
For
Frightening
Investment in
Naughtiness

Best Girl
I vote we changed LOV to LOVEMUFFIN
Also Dabi who's this

Magicman
We're not changing it to LOVEMUFFIN

Da Bee
(Y/N) (L/N)
Don't ask how she has our numbers I dunno

(You)
I know ✨everything✨
Toga ily

Shiggy
You do realise we're villains right?

(You)
Yupatoodle
You guys are cool