Ever since I saw my first anime that was not mainstream like Dragon Ball or Naruto was when I was younger. A friend introduced me to an Anime called Highschool of the Dead, an ecchi anime with big boobs and Zombie.
I was pretty surprised when I saw that. I then searched for other ecchi animes I found High School DxD and To Love-Ru.
Two animes that featured a Harem. I immediately fell in love with that type of animes though I had to hide from my family to watch them.
I always dreamed to have loving and beautiful wives but I knew it was impossible, in real life almost no woman would like to share their man, so I just shrugged it off and went back to watch Sword Art Online.
Then some years later the Isekai got really popular. This was the answer.
I just have to get isekai to the world I want with different laws. This way I can avoid the risk of being a failure in society.
But since it's impossible as I'm part of reality, the only way I could do it is if I created a life-like virtual reality but we don't have that technology.
So I just hoped everyday to be reincarnated in any other world with a kind of plot armor or something to not die like a dog.
Deep I knew I would never reincarnated, transfer or transmigrate. I was stuck in a world filled with humans where nothing is undiscovered and where you die at 80.
I wanted a world where I could run at lightning speed without turning to dust, where I could live until the death of the sun, be able to destroy stars with an flick of my fingers, and be cherished by beautiful women.
I was on my walking in the streets before I heard an awful sound of glass breaking the sound was so horrible that I fell on the ground.
I died.
At least that's what I thought before I woke up in a bed I didn't recognize and with a body I didn't recognize. A thought hit me.
Did my dream become reality?
I analyzed the room I was in.
It was a some sort of dorm room without any modern things in it not even a poster.
A window a bunk bed and a desk.
I look at the window to see where I am but I can't see a lot.
I can see a road made of dirt like in poor countries. I must get out of here and see the people that live here to have an idea.
Wait I can see my face in a mirror to know which ethnic group I belong to.
I put the curtains behind the window to prevent light of coming and since the glass is low quality I can see my face in it.
I have black eyes and black hair and a fair white skin, double eyelids and big eyes and look 4 years old.
It's really different from my old self. I was very tall and now I'm less than a meter high, I think I was already taller than that when I was 4. I hope I will be tall again.
"YUAN!"
Hmm? There's somebody calling someone.
"YUAN! WAKE UP!
She slammed the door open. And glares at me.
"YUAN! HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN TO SLEEP THE BREAKFAST IS ALMOST FINISHED!"
I look around and back at her.
"Me?"
"YES! YOU!"
She's really angry, I should play along.
"Ah! I see. I overslept. I will go eat."
I quickly left the room but I don't even know where is the breakfast and this house seems really old but really big.
I just went down any stairs I saw and by chance I arrived in a huge room where I saw a huge number of kids, at least 60, eating with a sad face.
I thought this woman was my mother with what she said and her facial features that were somewhat similar to mine, but she must be a caretaker in a dormitory for a school trip. But why is there so much kids?
I sat down at table alone after taking the food.
It looked disgusting and tasteless but I ate it anyway because a lot of people were watching me and if I'm in a poor country, wasting food could get me in trouble.
I continued to eat while listening to some adults talking about money.
"We're starting to run out of money and food. What is the boss planning to do about that."
The other said in a worried tone.
"She has to ask Hokage-sama for funds."
Huh? Hokage-sama? When I heard that, everything made sense.
My desire to reincarnate.
The road made of dirt.
The caretaker and the sad children.
Me being able to speak Japanese.
And now mentioning the Hokage.
I got reincarnated in Naruto in an orphan's body after the Kyuubi attacked and the number of kids that lost their parents.
That means chakra is a thing in this world!
People around me can see me squeezing my fork with a huge smile.
LIKE ALL OF THESE SHITTY PERVERTS PROTAGONIST I TOO CAN BECOME THE...
Huh? I don't know what I want to be now?
I don't have limits with my knowledge of the future. I'm not a cringy edgy guy so no anti-hero.
I KNOW! Since I will become the strongest I can so that I can be whatever I want!
I must learn to write first. I can speak Japanese since I came here.
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The same day: Night.
I have to test some things.
The first thing someone has to do after having been reincarnated is to check for a system.
Since it can be a type of gamer System that can be seen by others I have to try when I'm alone.
I have a roommate who doesn't speak much. But I don't care.
"Status!"
That's not it.
"System!"
[Hello... Bonjour...Buongiorno...]
YES! Second try! But why does it act like an iPhone? I prefer Android.
[Choose your language or choose "Autopick".
Autopick will scan you preferences and choose directly from your memories.]
That's my first contact with supernatural after the reincarnation so of course that I will not choose Autopick.
-One hour later-
Wow, I finally finished. So long. What the fuck.
[Congratulations. You have chosen exactly what the Autopick would have chosen.]
"..."
"Whatever.. Status!"
[Status:
Name:Lin Yuan
Age: ~4 years
Race: ???-Human
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You are a human 4 years old in terms of abilities and power. (Expect intelligence obviously.)
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Bloodlines:
Uchiha bloodline: The Uchiha bloodline gives access to the Sharingan and higher natural battle prowess and better fire affinity. (comes from your father).
???-Human bloodline:
*********High***********************abso*b***************b*oodlines******************drink******************blood************specie***********.
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REPORTING ERROR TO MAIN SYSTEM.
"What happened what kind of being am I?"
[...]
"System?"
[Report Complete... It seems to have been an error, your soul was supposed to be going to another world but instead you got sent into this one and you bloodline changed to something else but it was not Synchronized due to the destination's change. You're the only being to which that happened to.]
"You mean there are more like me?"
[Every intelligent being got sent to a world of their choice except you. The people that didn't changed world stayed and everyone around them got replaced by soulless copy that act exactly the same but you can't see the difference.]
"Really? That's nice but kinda creepy. Nevertheless, I thank the being that chose to do that, from the bottom of my heart."
[You will most likely receive a message from a messenger about this accident.]
"OKAY."
Now let's sleep.
That was the best day of my life, if I had to remember a memorie to materialize my patronus it would be this day.
