Wise Words

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Don arrives at the court. he runs behind the building and dials up mike pence. "mike! i didn't practice my speech last night." don says as mike responds with "well what am i supposed to do about that, donny? you're on your own with this one, pal." don gets hung up on by mike. he starts to freak out. joe is getting drove to the court, his speech is memorized and everything is under control. don and joe arrive to their podiums and the moderator starts to speak. "ok, mr joe biden, you get 3 minutes to talk about climate change. start." "well i think that climate change is a very big problem in this country and it will start to get worse and worse the more we pollute, so i think less usage of electricity could possibly help with the amou-" joe gets interrupted by donald. "well well joe...i think that climate change is in fact not real..the weather and climate has been the same..." joe and don continue arguing and interrupting each other for the whole 3 minutes of what was supposed to be, joes speech. it was getting way too out of hand.

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