5 - Shitty Pickup Line

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(A/N Guess who is naming chapters now? Me. Enjoy this okayish chapter btw.)


"Hello?"

"Hi! Who are you?" I ask, confused on why Wilbur added some random dude to the call.

"Well, you can call me Dream, I suppose," the mysterious voice answered.

"What is this? A shitty pickup line?" I retort.

"Wilbur, this is stupid, why did you add me?"

"Dream, George and Nick keep complaining to me about how you can't stop talking about my sister, you're simping for her in her twitch chat, and you literally donated 100 dollars, so now you're going to talk to my sister." Wilbur responds, with a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"Simp." I say bluntly, making Wilbur laugh.

"Only for you lol," he responds. How fucking bold. And idiotic. Who says lol irl.

"Imagine say lol out loud. Any hopes of me simping for you are now gone," I tell him.

"Well I tried, but I will be back y/n, I'll be back." He then leaves and I hear my phone go off a few times.

"Why the fuck are your friends so weird Wilbur?"

(A/N I just wanted to get this out, so its going to be dogshit again. i might write more later. I honestly have like no idea where any of this is going lmao)




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