Spongebob: another depressed day at work..
Patrick: hello?
*patrick would see spongebob, and blush.*
Spongebob: *blushes aswell* Oh-oh oh hello ;)
Patrick: can I get your krabby patty?
Spongebob: sure, you can get MY krabby patty ;)))
Patrick would look at him.. daydreaming about his maybe just maybe..the start over his love life.
Spongebob: im your own krabby patty baby ;)
Patrick: Your spongy... softness... all I could ever want!
*patrick would touch spongebob's spongeboobiez*
Spongebob: Mmm~.. nya, Nya!~
Patrick would lick him.
OH-
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Patrick:You like that?
Just then, mr krabs walks in.
Mr Krabs: What are you two scandalous scabs doing?
Spongebob: Oh.. uh.. a.. homemade krabby patty......?
Mr Krabs: SPONGEBOOBIE!!!!! I told you MANY times, this.. THING will not happen again!
(basically spongebobs dad is mr krabs lol)
Patrick: Im so sorry.
Mr krabs: PISSHEADS!!!! You're shitpacks.. I cant deal with this.
Mr Krabs would grab the spatula.
Spongebob: NO DADDY NO!!!!!!
Mr Krabs knocks out Patrick.
Spongebob: No.. it didn't have to be like this..
Mr Krabs: Take him to the hospital.. squidward and sandy are up to some buisness.. i can feel it..
*Spongebob drives to the hospital*
Spongebob: where tf im supposed to go?!
Spongebob would crash into some boats.
People would scream.
Spongebob ignores it and drives to the hospital.
Meanwhile, Mr Krabs is going to Sandys estate.
Mr Krabs knocks on the door.
Mr Krabs: Hello? anyone here UwU
Sandy panicks and gets on her suit immediatly. Squidward hides.
Sandy walks over.
Sandy: well hiya, mr krabs!!!!!!!!
Mr Krabs: I know what youve been up to.
Sandy: What? I was reading magazines. Goodness gracious.
mR KraBs: Okay, well then wheres squidward?
Sandy: Hes at his estate.
Mr krabs: Okay, ill go check.
Sandy: Okay.
Sandy walks back in.
Squidward: Shall we continue?
Sandy: Yes.
Sandy would slowing pull down her suit.
Squidward would slowly pull of his shirt.
Sandy grabs his feet/tentacles
Sandy: those are some nice feet.
Squidward: Thanks, lets keep going.
Just then, theres a knock on the door.
Sandy: HIDE!!!!!!!!
Sandy slips on her suit quickly.
Sandy walks out.
Sandy: Oh, well hello, Mr Krabs.
Mr Krabs: Squidward wasn't at his house.
Sandy: Oh, thats weird. He must be out shopping I reckon.
Mr Krabs opens his mouth to say something, but then Spongebob pulls up.
Patrick: Im all fixed up!
Spongebob pulls up the windows in his car.
Spongebob would turn on romantic music.
You know what happens now.
This goes on for 2 and a half hours.
Spongebob gets out.
Spongebob: I feel like a new man.
Patrick: Yea, same.
Everyone stands in shock, seeing a ring in Patricks hand.
Patrick would get on his knees.
Patrick: Spongebob, will you marry me?
Spongebob: Patrick, we just met..
Patrick:Please, you're all I need.
Spongebob: No..
Mr Krabs: FINALLY
Spongebob: but we can still have seggs.
Patrick: no, thats not enough..
Spongebub: what are you talking about baby?..
Patrick: MARRY ME FAGGOT (im les, i can say that.)
Spongebob: fine uwu
Patrick: Yay uwu
*at weeding*
Pearl: Do you promise to be loyal husbands for sum idk?
Spongebob: yes patty trick
Patrick: Yes i want to marry this big dick daddy
Pearl: ok ur married go eat eachother out now
Patrick: *pushes spongebob to floor and removes his dress and takes off his bra for his big mommy tits*
Spongebob: dont stop keep going NOW
Patrick: ok daddy 😫😫😫😫 *takes silk lingere panties off to reveal his juicy pink cock*
you get it. this goes on in front of the wedding guests for 5 hours.
Spongebob: daddy lets stop my back hurts
Patrick: ok but *pulls spongebobies pants down and licks his dirty asshole clean with spit*
spongebob: ok bby youre being to naughty. lets leave and do this at home 😏😏😏😏
patrick: are you gonna punish me? *he said shaking his thick pink ass*
spongebob: yes, theres a surprise at home..
the surprise is a maid dress.
patrick: ok daddy
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