THE MAGNETONS HAVE FOUGHT BACK! After their friend got eaten alive by Meltan, they managed(ton) get some guns, and I think you can guess what happened from there...
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Ah yes, high school life. Diglett is the principle and decided to vibe. Golduck, who is half drunk, is going to smack Diglett due to getting a detention from him. Mewtwo is reading smut because all the cool kids do and he's trying to become one. Hitmonchan is dressed up as an anime girl, because he's trying to find a date, and apparently anime girls are popular in high school. Hypno is gonna go hypnotise someone for a reason I don't want to explain...
WAIT A SECOND DID HYPNO HYPNOTISE HITMONCH-
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Myes, the continuation.
Diglett got fired, Scizor is the new headmaster. Golduck got expelled. Raichu and Pikachu are pissed at that, and are gonna commit try find someone to replace Scizor with Mewtwo's given up on trying to be a cool kid and is now letting the smut rot his brain Mew it trying to calm him down Dusknoir's a clumsy jerk and keeps on falling over, and this time he happened to fall into Grovyle Sawk is trying to eat his crisps but Shroomish wants some. Hitmonchan is still trying to find a date, the anime girl thing didn't work Weedle and Cyndaquil are uh... playing? Yeah, that's the right word Hypno is inspecting Dodrio but doesn't wanna hypnotise them because apparently "they aren't worthy." Dodrio head no 1. is crying over it, and the other two are annoyed by no 1. Gardevoir is just pissed and wants to get the hell out of the place.
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Ok so, Deoxys found out that Mewtwo was reading smut and threatened to tell everyone, so in return Mewtwo got a massive spoon from uh... a place that sold massive spoons, and attacked Deoxys with it. Let's just say it worked a bit too well and Mewtwo stabbed Deoxys through the core therefore killing it :)
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Palkia is a depressed shit and decided it was a good time to take some dru- antidepressants. Dialga is also depressed therefore cannot be bothered to help it find them. Giratina is off looking at pictures of smexy gardev- I mean taking care of the distortion world. Arceus is off dabbing at 'em for being depressed but deep down inside Arceus himself is also depressed
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Torchic wants to, as you guessed, evolve, but Blaziken has past memories of being Combusken and says it's not the best idea. Due to that, Combusken becomes a Karen. "Lolololol combusken is diCK"
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I have a headcanon that Hitmonlee has one of those weird mouths that appear out of nowhere. He tends to reveal it when nobody is looking (or when Hitmonchan isn't looking at least).
To show his laughter, he decided to show it off and scared the hell out of the trainer who he was laughing at.
Ok that's it I can't be bothered to go online and find anything else so uh yeah anyways bye
