Snippets

Part 5

Snippet 1

After RCB v/s KXIP 2nd leg, 2020

Vi(quite dramatically): Tune pakka kuch kaala jaadu kiya hai na?

Rah(trying not to facepalm): Do I look like a black magician to u?

Vi(teasing smile): no...  at all other crucial games u get out before the innings end but when against us u r always there either at striking or non striking....so everyone will have doubt na?

Rah(with his usual sarcasm😑): That's because all other rival captain wishes that I get out except one  rival captain who forgets his own team's win and focusses more on my victory..

Vi: u r mistaken there

Rah: what

Vi: I am not "some rival" captain... I am ur brother

Rah(with a  smile but didn't want to inflate his Vi bhai's head so): whatever

Snippet 2

RCB v/s (any team u want), (not this year for sure)

Rah and Vi onfield since RCB was batting

During overs break Vi removed his helmet and placed the RCB hat since next few overs spinners will be bowling... Rah was abt remove his helmet as well when Vi stopped him..

Rah: what?

Vi: u r not gonna remove the helmet..

Rah: y? u r also not wearing

Vi: I said na.. u r wearing the helmet

Rah(though wanted to argue but left the matter since the break was over): fine*sulkily* I am not a child 

Vi just shaked his head and went on strike

After the match, in team bus

Vi and Rah were sitting together and chatting or u can say Vi hunted down the sulky boy and  the sulky boy is whining  while Vi pacifying

Vi(teasingly): still thinking abt helmet?

Rah(sulking and looking out of window): no

Vi(sighing): kiddo! I didn't want to take a risk

Rah: they weren't fast bowlers...

Vi: I know they weren't fast bowlers but...

Rah: but what?

Vi(with a fond smile): When it comes to u I can't help but shield u kiddo

Rah(with a small smile( a very small) and turning towards Vi ): ya ya my knight in armour...

Vi: yup... ur knight in armour

(well this thing I have noticed that many youngsters except few like Shreyas, usually never removes the helmet... and I have never seen Rah batting without a helmet..... guess because a certain kohli was his mentor back in rcb)

Snippet 3

Dada(grumbling): Always takes his side...

Jammy: Excuse me, I couldn't hear?

Dada: Angrezi ka aulad

Jammy: Nahi..Sharad Dravid ka Aulad hu..

Dada:*mutters* and people says he can't retort...

Jammy(quite bored with the novel he is reading so getting up to hunt other but before leaving): Maybe because  people don't know me the way u know me

Snippet 4

Interviewer: So in ipl whom did u love to play for other than kxip?

Rah: RCB (*Because vi is there*)

Interviewer: And against?

Rah: RCB(*Because still vi is there for him*)

Snippet 5

In an interview

Interviewer: Which is the funniest nickname u had ever?

Rah: Moi

After the interview was published Rah got a call from a certain rabbit

Vi: Rahuliya.... u found my nickname funny??*dramatic shocked voice*

Rah: Hello to u to Vi

Vi: Huh! U didn't answer me

Rah: Ya its only half truth I said

Vi: ....

Rah: the nickname is funny and weird just like u

Vi: U find me weird and funny?*dramatically*

Rah*groaned*: did u eat drama or what?

(And then they had few chit chat.... before ending the call

Vi: u know the meaning of moi?

Rah: ur nicknames have meaning as well?*dramatic*

Vi: u wanna hear or not?

Rah: okay okay say it

Vi: It means mine in other words

( Guys I just googled moi and in french it meant me... so...)

Don't know what all I have written since this is made in an hour so I know there will be many grammatical errors and some may have no sense at all...

And why HulRat only?

~Because my heart and brain conspired together and made my hands write abt them~

Cheers