Susie: Hey! Meta Knight!
*Meta Knight jumps, startled*
Meta Knight: What the f*ck do you want!?
Susie: Rude. Well, I wanted to know if you and Kirby are of the same species.
Meta Knight: I swear, if you try to do the SAME F*CKING THING to Kirby too, I'll-
Susie: No, I'm just curious.
Meta Knight: ...fine, yes, we are the same species.
Susie: ...does that mean he'll also have wings when he reaches adulthood?
Meta Knight: Yes...
Susie: What will they look like? Are they going to be like yours?
Meta Knight: There's no way to know for certain until it happens... (though, in all honesty, I hope his will look like mine...)
Susie: Hmm, interesting.
Meta Knight: Now leave me the f*ck alone, b*tch.
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Kirby: The Fun (Comedic) Adventures of The Dream Friends!
FanfictionStupid attempts at comedy based on my (quite outdated) Kirby headcanons and stuff. Contains Metadede (King Dedede x Meta Knight)
