Shadow Dedede: I've come to make an announcement! I'm gonna blow up the moon, and nobody can stop me!!!
(Thought you were in for a parody? Too bad)
Marx: Yeah, yeah, try as hard as you can, buddy. Not even I could blow up the moon when I tried... because Kirby stopped me.
Shadow Dedede: Heheheh... Just you wait and see.
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Reporter W.D: This is Waddle Dee, here with news- ok, that's it, I'm done with being professional, SOMEBODY JUST BLEW UP THE FREAKING MOON.
Shadow Dedede, running in from nowhere: It was I, Dede-
Camera W.D: ...you realize we have more than one moon, right?
Shadow Dedede: ...shi-
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Kirby: The Fun (Comedic) Adventures of The Dream Friends!
FanfictionStupid attempts at comedy based on my (quite outdated) Kirby headcanons and stuff. Contains Metadede (King Dedede x Meta Knight)