Once upon a time, there was a young boy named eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. One day he decided to bomb a powerplant so he could return to primitive society and live among the monkeys. but then Shapiro came and said "Let's say hypothetically you don't do that" and then shapiro shot him with a glock 26 9mm compact 30 times in the head.
