Rainkeeper: Don't look at me. Look at Seashell!
Seashell: What?! I didn't break it!
Rainkeeper: Huh, that's weird-HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW IT WAS BROKEN??
Seashell: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!!!
Rainkeeper: Suspicious.
Seashell: No, it's not!
Kelp: If it matters, probably not... Nightflyer was the last one to use it!
Nightflyer: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Kelp: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Nightflyer: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kelp!
Air: Alright, let's not fight- I broke it, let me pay for it, Joy.
Joy: NO! Who broke it?
Seashell: *whispering*Joy, Rainkeeper's been awfully quiet...
Rainkeeper: Really?!
Seashell: Yeah, really!
Clay: What is happening-
Joy: *looks right at the camera*
Joy: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Players:.........
Meerkat: Your daughter's a psychopath.
Deathbringer: I know, I'm so proud.
Kelp: Hey Glory, what animal do you hate most?
Glory: Tree frogs. They're creepy. I'd rather befriend a spider than be within sight of one.
Nightflyer: *holds up a tree frog*
Glory: *screams*
Deathbringer: *jumps in front of Glory*
Sunny: It's so cute!
Riptide: Seems harmless enough
Peril: I don't get why she's afraid of those.
Glory: MAYBE IF I GLUE ONE TO YOUR FACE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!
Peril: No, then I'll just feel bad cause it died.
Meerkat: *raises hand*
Nightflyer: Yes?
Meerkat: Can I hold it?
Nightflyer: No.
Meerkat: WHHHYYYYYY?
Kelp: Because if you hold it, you'll get attached.
Sunny: TOO LATE, I'M ALREADY ATTACHED!
Joy: Oh, then you're about to be crushed cause Glory has to eat it.
Glory: WHAT-
Sunny: WHAT!
Meerkat: NO!!!!
Fatespeaker: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!!?!?
Air: *picks head off the floor*
Air: Because that's how life works. Everything you love, everything you consider good or pure, must die violently and slowly.
All:.........
Air: *goes back to the floor*
Tsunami: SINCE WHEN IS AIR EMO??
Kelp: Just eat the tree frog, Glory, and we can all go home.
Glory: Can't you at least kill it first???
Joy: Nope, you've got to eat it live.
Glory: *concerned screaming*
Deathbringer: Glory, I know you don't want to, but sometimes it's healthy to face your fears!
Glory: By EATING THEM ALIVE?!?!
Deathbringer: I mean.... it works for snakes...
Glory: I'M NOT GONNA EAT A TREE FROG-
Nightflyer: *drops the frog on her snout*
Glory: *screams*
Frog: *panicks and jumps up, falls in Glory's mouth*
Glory: *panics*
Joy: *forces Glory's mouth shut*
Glory: MFFFFFFKMDEVONWDDJDJLDJDWJKDJPPPPPTYYYUUUUUJBC FQWIVDN,FEEEEE-
Joy: LA LA LA NOT LISSTEEEENNNIINNNGGGGG-
Kelp: Just eat the frog and it'll all be over with, Glory.
Glory: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-
Sunny: *crying*
Sunny: TIMMY NO.
Nightflyer: We TOLD YOU NOT TO GET ATTACHED TO THE FROG.
Sunny: I KNOW.
Nightflyer: So WHY DID YOU NAME IT?
Sunny: IT'S CUTE, I HAVE TO NAME CUTE THINGS OKAY??
Meerkat: It's true, she's named every cute thing in the Stronghold and she says hi to all of them, even the utensils.
Seashell :So you named the frog Glory is eating Timmy.
Sunny: YES! *cries harder*
Seashell: Well then he better pray those Fairly Odd Parents show up soon-
Kelp: Don't joke about Cosmo and Wanda, they're above you.
Seashell: They're fictional fairies-
Kelp: I'LL SICK VICKI ON YOU-
Seashell: *screams* NOT VICKI!!!
Joy: Glory, JUST CHEW AND IT'LL ALL BE OVER WITH!
Glory: *crying*
Timmy: *jumping all around Glory's mouth*
Glory: MFGMFMFMMFMFMFMFMFMMMMMMFFFFF-GGH!
Glory: *starts choking*
Joy: *lets her go*
Glory: GAH! ACK! *coughs*
Glory: OH MY MOONS!
Deathbringer: What happened?
Glory: THE FREAKING FROG JUMPED DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!
Glory: *screams*
Sunny: So he's still alive?
Glory: I DON'T KNOW?!?!?!?!?!
Sunny: *pries open Glory's mouth and yells down her throat*
Sunny: TIMMY!!!! RIBBIT IF YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
Glory: *shoves her away*
Glory: *ribbits*
Sunny: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Glory: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
*Timmy flies out of her mouth*
Timmy: *ribbits and tilts head*
All:..........
All: *confused screaming*
Riptide: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!
Glory: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Kelp: Well I mean technically she didn't eat the tree frog, he just went for an adventure....
Joy: Well, you know what that means.
Glory: NO.
Sunny: *grabs Timmy and hugs him protectively*
Joy: *slowly raises another tree frog*
Glory: *screams intensify*
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