Pansexual Prefect: That is true! Since we are boyfriends, we spend most of our time together!
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Hey, Naegi-kun, I donated a few yen to the GoFundMe. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier!
Luckboi: It's okay Chihiro! It doesn't make any difference when you donate
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Okay, that's good :).
Noturzono: Oh oh! Komaeda-senpai just donated his money!
Luckboi: How much did he donate???
Noturzono: Over 200,000 yen!
11037: holy fuck thats a lot
Luckboi: Oh my gosh!
Noturzono: I know! It's crazy!
Pansexual Prefect: That's quite a lot of money to transfer from a bank account.
LetTakaSayFuck: Goddamn how rich is komaeda
Luckboi: He's pretty rich. His extreme good luck gave him a ticket to a whole lot of fortune
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Hey, Naegi-kun, you and Komaeda-senpai both have the same talent. Is Komaeda-senpai luckier than you?
Luckboi: Maybe you should talk to Nagito about it
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Maybe I will.
LetTakaSayFuck: Hey ishi I have a question
Pansexual Prefect: Yes?
LetTakaSayFuck: Does a typed cuss word contribute to the swear jar
Pansexual Prefect: If it did, there would be a whole lot more coins in the jar.
Pansexual Prefect: You have sworn thirteen times in this chat and three times in the other.
11037: taka how have u not said anything about mondos username
Pansexual Prefect: I agree that his username is quite inappropriate and that what it suggests will never happen. But come on, Leon. It's Mondo. I can't really be mad at him.
LetTakaSayFuck: Besides he knows my username is a joke and I know he's never gonna say it even as ishida
Luckboi: Speaking of Ishida, what happened to him since the incident?
LetTakaSayFuck: I took his scythe away from him and taka refuses to let him front for the next two weeks
Noturzono: Since Ishimaru's kind of in a DID situation, isn't it hard to stop another personality from fronting?
Pansexual Prefect: As I am a hall monitor and as is Ishida, he knows that I'd probably be able to sense when he wants to front. With this skill of being able to tell what someone is doing, it's been quite easy to prevent Ishida from fronting.
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Have you been learning about dissociative identity disorder from Fukawa-san, Ishimaru-kun?
Pansexual Prefect: Yes, I have! She's been very helpful with her teachings, so I know how to deal with Ishida a little better.
LetTakaSayFuck: Besides if he were to somehow switch taka I'd just tell him to go and he'd go
11037: oh yeah thats true hes a huge simp
30% Stoopid: His username should be "#1MondoSimp" it makes more sense
11037: too true dude
LetTakaSayFuck: He may be a huge simp but I don't think he wants to change his name
11037: but it fits so well man
LetTakaSayFuck: Anyway I'm not the authority to say what Ishida is thinking his personality may be based on mine but his actions are really unpredictable
Pansexual Prefect: That's very true. Even I can't predict what he's going to do. If I could, he wouldn't be "grounded".
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: May I present an idea, Ishimaru-kun?
Pansexual Prefect: Go ahead, Fujisaki-kun.
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: What if Iruma-san created some kind of device that could make Ishida-kun a separate entity for a day or two so you could observe his behaviors?
Pansexual Prefect: I'm not sure that I'd trust Iruma-san to do it safely...
LetTakaSayFuck: If iruma can do maintenance on robo-boy without screwing up his very complex programming I'm sure this would be a breeze for her
Pansexual Prefect: But what guarantees that the procedure would be safe and not permenant?
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: That's true... if even one mistake is made, the entire operation would be messed up.
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: I should know. I'm a programmer, after all.
Luckboi: Maybe you can ask Kiibo if Miu can do it
LetTakaSayFuck: Yeah taka can use his phone to text him about something actually important instead of the random shit they text about
Pansexual Prefect: It is not random!
LetTakaSayFuck: Babe yes it is
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: How long have you had Kiibo-kun's number?
Pansexual Prefect: Since Tuesday.
LetTakaSayFuck: You should see their text history
LetTakaSayFuck: They texted for like four hours yesterday afternoon and I gave taka a piece of my mind about it
Luckboi: I wonder if Shuichi gave Kiibo an earful for it as well...
LetTakaSayFuck: Judging by how soft Saihara gets for him it was probably just a little "Kiibo no you shouldn't be doing that"
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: That's very likely. I don't think Saihara-kun even yells at Kiibo-kun.
LetTakaSayFuck: Fucking lucky taka yells at me all of the time
Pansexual Prefect: Well, if you behaved yourself and acted like a civilized person, I wouldn't yell at you so much.
11037: i guess mondos just asking for it
Noturzono: It really should be the other way around
11037: sayaka get ur weeb shit outta here
Noturzono: It's not "weeb shit"! All kinds of people have that trait
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: What trait?
LetTakaSayFuck: Chi you don't wanna know
11037: based on some things ive seen taka may be a masochist
Pansexual Prefect: What things?!
LetTakaSayFuck: LEON
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: A masochist? As in someone who enjoys punishment?
11037: yep yep those sluts enjoy being punished a whole fucking lot
Pansexual Prefect is offline
LetTakaSayFuck: Fuck you leon you made taka uncomfortable
LetTakaSayFuck is offline
Noturzono: I was just making a joke...
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Something tells me that was a dark secret of Ishimaru-kun's...
11037: ...
30% Stoopid: I think that's Leon for "oh shit sorry"
Noturzono: That sounds about right
11037: a whole lotta people r masochists its not that bad
Chihiro_Fujisaki: Regardless, I think the thought of others knowing that he's a masochist makes Ishimaru-kun really uncomfortable.
Noturzono: I think we shouldn't mention that anymore
30% Stoopid: Yeah me too
11037: imma go
11037 is offline
30% Stoopid: I guess I'll go too
Noturzono: Yeah, go support your bf you chaotic man
30% Stoopid: K bye
30% Stoopid is offline
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