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Odd/conserning threats to use :D

Yo uh aha

Since I gave up on the other chapter cuz my brain stopped working and I had a horrible headache cuz of the fucking loud ass music

Have this weird list of odd/concerning threats that's I have in a random google doc 😺

•Skin is a privilege

•I will harvest your liver to your firstborn

•I will use your vocal cords as my shoelaces

•I'm gonna French braid your nervous system

•I'm gonna revoke your bone marrow rights

•I'm gonna cremate you

•I'm gonna stomp your kneecaps ✨backwards✨

•I'm gonna shave your kidney

•I'm about to aquatint you with my favorite pair of rusty scissors

•I'm gonna make a windchime out of your teeth(my personal favorite)

•I'm gonna invert your rib cage

•I'm gonna fill your sinuses with urine

•I'm gonna bite off your fingers like baby carrots

•I'm gonna scoop out your eyeballs with a melon baller

•I'm gonna evaporate your spinal fluid

•I'm gonna staple your eyelids open then take a bunch of pictures with the flash on

•For legal reasons I have to let you know I'm about to rearrange every last one of your atoms

•You talk a lot of shit for someone with two completely working kidneys, both retailing about 45k on the black market

•I'm gonna take off your skin with a vegetable peeler

•I'm gonna wrap you in tin foil and roast you alive

•I'm gonna hard boil your eyeballs and use them as stress balls

•I'm about to activate your fight or flight response

•I'm gonna use every last drop of your blood to paint my room. red.

•I haven't worked out a bit cmere I'm about to use your intestinal lining as a jump rope

•I'm gonna make one of your ribs a flute and then play it at your funeral

•How would you like to be a test subject for how much pain I can inflict on a person

•Hey, Wanna validate some of your phobias ;)

•I will boil your teeth

•I will harvest your toes

•I will pour cement into your ears

•I will shove hair down your throat

•You would look so much better without bones

•Nice skin, it would look better on my floor

•I will pour hot sauce in your eye sockets

•I will unbirth you

•Your fingernails will decorate my walls

•I will tangle your organs like headphone cords

•i will make soup with your organs and force feed it to your parents

•I will reverse your blood circulation

•I shalth harvest thou teeth

•I will sneak laxatives into your food and superglue your asshole shut

•I will bite your teeth

•I will fondle your organs

•I will use your spine as a walking stick

•I will mail you to a random island in a box with no breathing holes in it

•I will milk your spleen

•I'm gonna implode your brain

•I'm gonna fold your laundry with you still in it

•I will go out of my way to go to a CVS, purchase 50+ items and slide the 17 ft receipt on its edge along the skin in between your fingers

•I will rip anal beads out of your anus like a Beyblade

•I will shove a cheesegrater up your ass

•im gonna french kiss you so hard that my tongue is gonna role up you esophagus like a fruit role up

•I'm gonna rip off your nails and make eyelashes out of them

•I'm gonna Fill your kidneys with lava lamp liquid

•I will fuck you in the ass with a sandpaper dildo and use lime juice as lube.

•I'll shove a curling iron up your ass and turn it on

•I will papercut the webs in between your fingers and make you wash your hands in lemon juice

•I will make finger puppets out of your organs

•I will dismember your father, then force feed you his genitals

•I will make you chew mint gum and drink water at the same time

•Your flesh sounds really delicious right about now

•I'm gonna make soup out of your teeth

•I will flip your fingernails inside out

•I'll chop your ankles with a razor scooter

•I'll use your lungs like birthday balloons

•I will replace your bones with boiled pasta

•so help me God, I will put myself through college and medschool just so I can have legal access to repositioning your kneecaps so they're both upside down and backwards. Good luck walking with that crippling knee pain

•I will make you misspell a word in the group chat so all your friends pester you about it for months

•After you die, i will make it known that your life was a tv show with a horrible fandom and then I will make you read awful smut fics that ship you and your friends

•Your phalanges shall all evaporate

•I will play the 50 Shades of Gray audiobook in your head on repeat. Forever

•I will reawakening of the Once-ler fandom

•oncest. superwholock. homestuck. that's it that's the threat

And that's all the time we have folks

Don't get cooked stay of the hook-

I'll stop-

Uh bYebUe

Also here's the question thing idk

Question of the chapter: which was your favorite odd threat and if you didn't read them all (which is fine), what's your favorite book/manga/comic/etc...

OK NOW I GIVE VIRTUAL HEADPATS AND A KISTHY ON UR FOREHEAD

ALSO GOOD JOB TODAY