[JASON, spoken]
No!Whizzer laughed even louder.
[MARVIN]
Jason, please see a psychiatrist
He's just a psychiatrist
I'll pay the bill until you're old"See! Marvin agreed!" Trina frantically points to the screen. Mendel just taps her leg.
[MARVIN]
Jason
Please see
A psychiatrist
He's just
A psychiatrist
I'll pay the
Bill
Until
You're old
[TRINA]
Darling please listen
To your father here
He's not a genius type
Lord knows, but he
Knows what's true
He chose a man who I
Think knows the answers
To all your problems
Mendel understands
What's bothering you
[JASON]
No
I won't go
I will not go
Never never
Never never
Never never
Never[JASON, spoken]
Forget it"Too many voices." Whizzer groans, leaning his head on Marvin's shoulder.
[ALL]
What a mess this is
This family!
Experts can see
This is so![Photo flash; they all make faces like a parody of a happy family portrait, then relax.]
"I would pay to see that picture!" Cordelia joked.
Photographs can't
Capture our magic
We're simply tragic![MARVIN AND TRINA]
Will you go?[JASON, spoken]
NoWhizzer lifted his head from Marvin's shoulder. "Wow, you really needed my help huh?" he stated, earning a flick to the forehead from his boyfriend and an eye roll from Trina.
[MARVIN AND TRINA]
Jason, please see a psychiatrist!
He's not—[JASON]
I won't say boo![MARVIN AND TRINA]
—exorbitant
And he's very smart![JASON]
If intelligence were the only criteria
Then I wouldn't really need a psychiatrist, would I?[TRINA, spoken]
No[JASON]
Would I?[MARVIN, spoken]
No[JASON]
Just because you failed as parents..."Oof." The hosts wince.
[TRINA]
...Get thee to a psychiatrist![MARVIN]
Hey, kid, listen—[JASON]
I don't need—[TRINA AND MARVIN]
He needs a psychiatrist![JASON]
I want—[TRINA AND MARVIN]
A psychiatrist![JASON]
I wanna speak with Whizzer!"Woo!" Cordelia cheered for her best friend.
[MARVIN]
Speak with whom?"Fuck off with your perfect grammar Marvin." Whizzer mumbled, Marvin chuckled.
[JASON]
With Whizzer[MARVIN]
With Whizzer?[TRINA]
With Whizzer[JASON]
With WhizzerWhizzer and Jason smile widely at each other.
[MARVIN, spoken]
Oh my god(fun fact; when i finished listening to falsettos, my best friend asked me what i thought the best part was, so i sent her the link to this song, and the timestamp of this next part. she just responded with "valid.")
[TRINA, MARVIN & JASON]
Whizzer!
Whizzer!
Whizzer!
Whizzer!Cordelia sang along in the last 'Whizzer!'.
[Whizzer kneels between Marvin and Jason.]
[JASON]
Whizzer, do you think I should see a psychiatrist?[WHIZZER]
I'm not sure, Jason
Jason, maybe so
Absolutely, Jason"Wow, that head flick is the height of comedy." Mendel stated. (absolutely nothing better than that)
[JASON]
...Okay, I'll go[WHIZZER]
He'll go[JASON]
I'll go[TRINA]
He'll go![JASON]
If he comes here[MARVIN]
If he comes here?[TRINA]
He might come here[MARVIN]
They don't make house calls[Whizzer's watch alarm begins beeping.]
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My Father's a Homo / Everyone Tells Jason To See a Psychiatrist
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