Falsettos reacts to Falsettos ✔️

Everyone Hates His Parents

Everyone cheered, Jade and Issie sat down with a sigh. "And from that moment on, everything was not alright." Jade said, grabbing a handful of popcorn. Issie gave them a glare, sipping her coke.

[JASON]
Just look at me
I'm a world-class traveler
Each Friday night
Travel travel travel
From her house to his house
First take the 104
With my computer
I am just a little kid
Not a commuter
And each Sunday night
Mother comes to get me
And I hear them fight
Everybody's yelling about the bar mitzvah
It's not a wrestling match
Why are they sweating?
It's not a funeral

Jade and Issie cough.

What's so upsetting?
It's a celebration
Where I get presents
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
It's a celebration
Where I get richer

"A celebration where you get richer?" Issie says. "Can I have one?"

"No." Jade replies straight away, pinching some of her chocolate.

But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
Everybody's ruining it
Why, oh, why?
What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah?

[MARVIN, TRINA, JASON, and MENDEL]
What have we done that we'd ruin your bar mitzvah?

[TRINA]
I want the Applebaums
They're lovely, and they like me

[MARVIN]
They're boring
She just likes the way you dress

[MENDEL]
Well, who wouldn't?

[TRINA]
Have the Applebaums

[MARVIN]
Screw the Applebaums

[JASON]
Please don't do this!

[MARVIN]
Saul's a jerk

[TRINA]
Have them

[MARVIN]
Nix them!

[MENDEL]
Long live the Applebaums!
Arguing takes work

[JASON]
I hate this!

[MARVIN]
Blame her!
It is all a waste

[TRINA]
You're gonna blame me?
You have paintings of dicks!

The room burst into laughter.

Don't talk to me about taste

[JASON]
Stop! I don't want a bar mitzvah!
Okay? I don't want a bar mitzvah!

"Uh, pretty sure you have to have one." Jade stated.

[MARVIN and TRINA]
What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?
What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?

Cordelia and Whizzer laugh at how those lines were sung.

How do you think we
How do you think we
How do you think we feel about that?

Mendel's actor walks over to them.

[MENDEL (spoken)]
Okay...

He drags Marvin and Trina over to the 'seats'.