(Bagel bois)
Marco: *pops out with a bagel* 🎶Bagel bois~ba da da dum🎶
Nathan: *pops out with a bagel and joins along* 🎶Bagel bois~ba da da dum🎶
Verika: *pops out with a bagel and joins along* 🎶Bagel bois!🎶
All three: 🎶With cream cheese.🎶
(What's Supra?)
Cotton: *to Napoleon and Nathan* I got us tickets to the Opera.
Napoleon: Oh nice. I got us tickets to the Supra.
Cotton: *confused* What's Supra?
Nathan: Not much, bro. What's up with you?
*few minutes later*
Cotton: *kicked Napoleon and Nathan out of the car and drove away*
(I have no friends)
Nathan: Ugh, I have no friends.
Marco and Verika: *irritated and cleared their throats* B*tch! What are we? Roaches?!
(Cooking fire)
Vincent: If there's one thing in this house I know how to do is how to cook!
Veruka: Alright, what are you making? Fire over there? *points at an oven on fire*
Vincent: *sees it* OH MY GO-!
(Gay cousin)
Nathan: Everybody has a gay cousin.
Marco: B*tch, I don't have no gay cousin.
Nathan: *looks at him* 😑
Marco: *thinking* Wait...*realises* 😆 Oh sh*t I am the gay-*fascinated* Oh my god.
(Agent what?!)
Matthew: *talks in the walkie talkie* Agent Flare gal, this is Headquarters. Do you copy?
Veruka (Flare gal): *answers* Yes sir I do.
Matthew: And Agent little d*ck, do you copy?
Napoleon: *widens his eyes with anger and answers* Agent what?!
Veruka: *trying hard not to laugh*
Matthew: *smug* Agent little d*ck.
(Bad luck)
Verika: Dude, check out this Spongebob umbrella I just got.
Nathan: Dude, that's bad luck.
Verika: *opens it* Chill out bro-
Suddenly, Monro suddenly appeared and dressed as a ghost
Monro: 😈 WHO SUMMONED ME!?
Verika: *screams*
(Go back to sleep and starve)
Random fan guy: *pretends to be asleep and woke up* Oh sorry. I fell asleep when I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Nathan: *annoyed* 😑 Go back to sleep and starve.
(Don't be yourself)
Alice: *thinks about Nathan and asks Frost (Y-Studios' oc)* How can I get my crush to ask me out?
Frost: Well, you know how everyone always say "be yourself"?
Alice: *nods*
Frost: Well don't do that.
(Lemonade stand)
Future Marco had a lemonade stand with his daughter, Marcy
Random guy: *sees Marco* Aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?
Marco: *sarcastic* Aren't a little old to be alive?
Random guy: I'll show you old!
Marco: *threw a lemonade at him and ran off with his daughter*
(Please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs)
Matthew was outside of school, having a beat up Marco behind him as Monro helped Marco with his wounds. Marco got bullied
Matthew: *had a microphone* Whoever decided to lay their hands on my kid, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.
(I smell pennies)
Nathan: *holding a stash of pennies* Finally now I can keep these pennies to myself.
Verika, dressed as a ghost and had a bird mask marched in
Nathan: *sees her* What the hell?
Verika: *snorted voice* I smell pennies! *ran to him*
Nathan: *screams*
(Trouble showing your feelings)
Nathan: *yells at Verika* 😡I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH! *suddenly blushing* 😠 With my own mouth.....*blushes more* 😳 softly....cause I like you...
Verika: *trying not to laugh at his confession, but thinks it's cute*
(DNA test results)
Nathan: *came in the room holding a clipboard and looks at Morgan* The DNA test results are in. My friend will explain.
Verika: *wearing a Santa hat and fake beard while holding a guitar and plays* Napoleon's not your dad🎶~
(Illegal Aliens)
*in school*
Nathan: *showing Verika, Flare, Ivy and their teacher a wall of pictures of random aliens for a project* And this is the wall of illegal aliens. *points at Monro* And look, there's one right there.
Monro: *looks pretty offended and glares at him* EY! Cabrone! Bienche gringo, Que chingo de eres!? *sends a fireball hard at him*
Verika: *snorting*
Ivy: Oh my god!
Monro: *heads outside of class* Odio este bienche esquela! I'm getting the f*ck out of here! *leaves*
Verika and Flare: *laughing*
(You're not gonna have Tuberculosis)
Marco: *let's out a small cough*
Matthew's fatherly instincts kicked in
Matthew: Uh, we're going to see Nathan. Right now!
Marco: But I just coughed-
Matthew: I don't care. We're going to see Nathan. *carries Marco on his back* You're not gonna have Tuberculosis.
(There's a shooter outside)
Nathan: *came inside and sees Napoleon on the ground* Napoleon, what was that noise outside?
Napoleon: There's a shooter outside. Lock the door.
Nathan: *looks out* A shooter? *rushed outside and yelling* I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU MISSED!
Napoleon: *widens his eyes and yells* NATHAN THE BUIZEL! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS-
Nathan: *running* I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU MISSED!
(Do you ever want to talk about your emotions again?)
Verika: *to Nathan* Do you ever want to talk about your emotions again?
Nathan: *blankly* No.
Ivy: *pops out* I do.
Verika: I know, Ivy.
Ivy: I'm sad.
Verika: I know, Ivy.
(6 easy ways to make yourself taller)
Marco was with friends and adults as he had his headphones on, but doesn't realize it's not paired in on the speaker and plays a video
Video: Six easy ways to make yourself taller.
The others looked at Marco.
Marco: *widens his eyes and stopped the video*
Napoleon: *bursts into laughter*
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