Hipster: *going on a diet*
Sliver; *eating sweets and Strawberry's in front of him*
Hipster: *swallows and looks away *
Sliver: These are yummy dad!
Hipster: *nervously smiles and laughs a bit* yup
Sliver: want one
Hipster: *taps foot shaking leg* Nope
Sliver: Are ya sure!? You love Strawberry's
Hipster: *internal screaming* yup I'm.sure
