"Great just another day to see your face"
"Right back at you"
"Gaw just looking at you makes me sick" shigaraki sighs in annoyance
"I feel as though I could take your head and shove it in a blender and I'd still want to puke looking at you" dabi remarks leaning his forehead against shigaraki
"I absolutely hate you" shigaraki glares
"I absolutely despise your existence" dabi replies
*Yup, this man I'm some how in love with* shigaraki sighs leaning away and staring at the side walk in front of him
"What are you looking at ugly? " dabi asks leaning away staring at the road ahead
"Nothing much pea's for brains" shigaraki replies smug like
"Say what?! " dabi grabs him by the collar
"What're you lookin at ay? As if I'd want my beauty anywhere close to your ugly mug" shigaraki replies out of reflex
*damnit why did I say that?! I'm an idiot* shigaraki thinks embarrassed
"Huh?! As if I'd take that shit from you , you're nothing but a worthless, ugly, no good, useless, skinny, flat ass and chested pip squeak" dabi replies with a large smirk
*he's probably right* shigaraki thinks
"OH HELL NO, AS IF THESE CHEEKS COULD GO TO ANY LESS THEN A GENTLEMAN " shigaraki shouts back
"Heh like I'd ever settle for you being flat chested" dabi replies
"Tch, you couldn't afford this kind of cushion" shigaraki snaps back
*yup, this is my life*
Shigaraki's POV:
*so this is dabi, my best friend in the entire world, he's my ride or die and I absolutely am head over heels in love with him, of course not speaking them I'm not exactly what you'd call WOMAN enough for him I've watched my figure for years so I'd be feminine enough for him, and I've dressed in all kinds of outfits and dresses at home and I'm one killer hot babe if he would give me a change to prove it*
*hah but alas our relationship isn't exactly what would be considered NORMAL either, I honestly have been so clingly with him all our lives since we've known eachother the past 12yrs that now it honestly feels like he truly hates me, but I'm always to proud and shy to prove otherwise that now it's just reflex for me to want to from the bottom of my heart love him but absolutely destroy him*
*my face gets all red whenever I think of absolutely anything that has to do with him even just smashing his face in will do it, I'm absolutely hopelessly in love with him I feel like it'll be the death of me, and I wouldn't even regret it*
*I can't think of a single way however to get his attention, other guys have noticed just how beautiful I am however somehow they all either go away, or just vanish, honestly though it works out because I'm only interested in dabi, my love, I'd never settle for anything less then that ugly sexy brute*
"Helloooooooo" dabi flicks shigaraki's forehead
"OWWW!! " shigaraki exclaims in response
"What was that for?! " he roars back
"Well, I was getting lonely without your... " dabi stops and places his hand gently on shigaraki's cheek
Shigaraki turns tomato red
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dabishiga one shots
FanfictionI take request for this story book, rules : 1, dabi is always top 2, shigaraki is always bottom 3, they don't cheat on each other 4, they have no other relationships 5, they actually love each other other then that feel free to throw some ideas a...
