Advice

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Jim placed down an old book on the table that Kevin, Finch, Oz and Lilliana sat at playing cards

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Jim placed down an old book on the table that Kevin, Finch, Oz and Lilliana sat at playing cards. They all stared down at it confused

"What is it? A guest book?" Oz questioned interested

"Yeah, and look at this entry. 'Best thing was the blow out at Tom Myers place'." Jim read out as they all grinned

"There he is"

"A night not soon to be forgotten, August '93. It's your brother man look" Jim showed him the page

"Yeah his cottage was right down on the beach. Guys this is what our party's gotta be" Kevin started off

"Something we'll always remember" Lilliana finished for him as she studied the entry

"Yes, definitely" Jim agreed

"You go fish" Finch pointed to Kevin, looking at his cards

"Finchy, we're playing gin" the blonde stated to him dumbfounded

"Ohh" he studied his cards before laying them out "gin"

They stared in disbelief as he won "fuck this game" Lilliana threw her cards onto the table
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Lilliana currently lay sunbathing on the beach attempting to get a bit of a tan

They stared in disbelief as he won "fuck this game" Lilliana threw her cards onto the table ———Lilliana currently lay sunbathing on the beach attempting to get a bit of a tan

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"Oh come on! Hey! You're lucky I even spoke to you" she sat up and slid her sunglasses to the bridge of her nose as she saw two angry girls walking away from Stifler

She rolled her eyes and he made his way over, sitting on the towel beside her. She lay back down on her back

"You know, Steve, maybe if you weren't so self absorbed and sexist, girls would actually like you" she stated out simply yet harshly

He looked down at her with a shocked expression "self absorbed!? The Stifmeister is not self absorbed" she looked up at him with a blank face

"Steve, you refer to yourself in third person as the Stifmeisters. If that's not self absorbed I don't know what is" she chuckled out

"Look, all I'm saying is that your attractive and your funny, but you just need to be more sentimental and caring, that's all" she gave him some advice

She hoped it would have got to his brain but instead he looked down at her with a big grin "I'm so telling Oz you just called me hot" he stood up and began to run away

"That's not what I said Steve!" The blonde called after him

A few minutes later another presence sat next to her. She moved her head to the side and found her boyfriend staring down at her

"So whats this I hear about you calling Stifler hot?" He asked through a laugh

She groaned and rolled her eyes "I told him that if he stopped being such an ass to girls that maybe they would like him more" she summed up whilst leaning up slightly

He chuckled and stripped from his top laying beside her as they both soaked in the sun

"Did you hear? Kevs gone to a cafe with Vicky but it's 'not a date'" the blonde mocked annoyed

Her boyfriend turned his head to look at her amused "you cant decide who's good for him and who's not Lil's. He's gotta do that on his own" he stated

"We'll see about that" she hummed out. She heard a ball being thrown and turned around to see Stifler throwing a football around with two girls

"Wow, maybe your advice worked" Oz suggested as they both watched them. Something caught Steve's eye and when they looked up they could see Finch grabbing his dick and practicing Tantra

Because Stifler was so distracted, the girls threw the ball and it hit him in his balls, him instantly falling to the floor

Lilliana covered her mouth as she laughed out loudly, along with Oz beside her.

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