The Gay Hamburger Family

✨Welcome✨

Mwah! Hello lovelies!!! First of all, you look absolutely stunning today, just drop dead breathtaking! Anyone would be lucky to have you. 😊

Have you eaten yet?

Did you get some sleep?

Was your food blue enough?! (If it wasn't, you shall FOR SURE have even bluer food!)

Your mother is here and ready to spoil you with love and support!!!

Take the world you deserve,

Crystal ♥️

hEeYyY wAit a SecOnD i'M HeRe tOo BiSh!

*clears throat*

BABES! FUTURE FAM MEMBERS! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT - IT - IT - *clutches heart* *does the cute doe eye thing* i love you is all you need to know! <3

you are so amazing, so beautiful, LEMME SPAM YOU WITH LOVE! (or pm/comment on my mb asking me to, honey you'll get an irl spot on my wall! i will paint your name! shoutout to my bb landon for being the first child of the wp family up there! <3) (aka BISH I LOVE YOU JOIN OUR CULT!)

also..... if anyone decides to be mean to you.... *runs finger along throat and pulls a squirrel out from my pcoket* there will be consequences.

anyways if you need to be reminded once again that you are beautiful, loved, and so gorgeously you, well this is the sign. from the uNiVeRse (nope from me and crystal<3) that.....you look like fuqqin royalty in a smile!

-hella

p.s. MWAM MWAH MY LOVES! <3