RWBY Shitposts

CORVID-19

Above the large courtyards of Beacon Academy, a singular tower stands tall, housing 3 peculiar guests. "HOLY FUCK, OZPIN!" Qrow rages. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD CORVID-19?!" To this, the old man sighs. "Sorry, I should have worn a mask." Ozpin apologises. "SORRY WON'T CUT IT!" Qrow shouts furiously. "I'M A FUCKING BIRD!" As Qrow continues his tantrum, another corvid is heard screeching in the background. "HOLY CHEESE FINGERS RAVEN, YOU ALSO HAVE IT?!" Qrow exclaims. Though the bird only continues to screech, Ozpin somehow understands its speech. "I think she's saying 'FUCK YOU, YOU OLD TURD.'" Ozpin says, imitating Raven's voice mockingly. "Probably." Qrow says. "Wait a second, how are we speaking?" Ozpin asks. "I don't know, maybe because our brains are larger." Qrow suggests to which Raven reacts to by pecking his bird body furiously until he drops onto the desk, cold. "I think you killed him." Ozpin says. "I know." Raven responds. "But your brain-" Ozpin says in shock to her voices sudden return. And that was the end of Ozpin. After those series of events, Ozpin's spirit was transferred into a highly wanted criminal's body and his inner circle fell apart without the help of his larger-than-average brain causing Salem to continue her malicious tasks without disruptions.

The End~