The Case of the Missing Goat in my Basement Part 2: Patar Land

Chapter 18: The Escape

They were all ready to engage on the zombies. Everyone had ammo, everyone had no regrets. They were getting out of here the minute they step into the battlefield! "I'm tired of dis shit, ima fire dis shootgun inta the crowd and get revenge on them!". Jordan said in his funny American accent. "Ya! Plus, they stole my cousin!" N8 said. "Everyone got dat ammunition do?" Jordan said. "YAAAAA!" Patar screamed. "Ok, we do dis quick and clean, only 9,000,000 dies while being noticed?" N8 said. "I WANNA SHOOT THEM!" Jacko said in an angry voice. "Let's do dis shiet!" Jordan said. They all went in, and teared their way to the big glowing teleporter. Once everyone was out, they noticed something. "Where's, where's Jordan?" N8 said. "He didn't make it, I saw him get NIFFED #REKED in the crowd. Forever in our hearts!" Buchanan said. "Whatever, I'm defeating Kraken!" Jonquisha said. They walked for hours it seemed unnoticed until the Kraken's lair. "Who dare interrupt my football game?" Kraken said. "Oh, you pricks! Whatever this'll be a fun battle!" Kraken said. "I'll take you on, for ruining half of all our friendship!" Jonquisha said. "Ok, starts in 10 secs, start thinking!" Kraken says. 10 seconds pass, and Jonquisha lunges at the Kraken do, and to his surprise, the Kraken fell immediately, revealing a human named Bob, who controlled everything! The goats, the goat whisperer, and even...the zombies. "Ya, you really don't expect that from a scrony white kid!". Bob said. "I'm stopping the attacks, for now.".