Prompt: Write a letter to "Monday" expressing the complaints you have toward it. Include personal reasons and contrast it with Sunday's ode. (A/N: I kinda ignored that last bit cause I don't know what an ode is so didn't have anything to contrast this with. Also, do realize that there is cursing in this, and it could almost be taken as rude/offensive. I don't care. It's a rant, I have a right to express it. And it was fun to write.)
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Dear Monday,
What. The. Fuck?! You have NO right to exist! Do you even know how annoying you are? You always have the worst timing! You're always demanding an essay, or a project, or some other ridiculously impossible assignment! It's getting insane! Just because you come after the weekend is no excuse to have such massive homework assignments! Not to mention the time! Sunday is smart! Sunday starts at noon! But NOOOOO!!!!!! Not you! You start at 6-freaking-o'clock in the FREAKING morning! This is unacceptable! Go die in a hole, Monday!
Sincerely,
Clenastia
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