𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one

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harry introducing draco to muggle foods. a concept:

—"merlin's beard, harry, why the hell do they look like little pillows?"
"dray, that's just a pizza roll."
"pizza?? roll??? hArrY whAt dOes thAt mEan?!"

—draco loving the super sugary foods.

—"so...its a pastry with frosting and a sweet filling? hm. interesting...you said this is a poptart? my mother would be delighted to have these with some tea and light conversation. we must share this with her."

—harry also teaching him how to cook the muggle way.

—"draco please stop setting the timer on the stove, we get it, it starts beeping when its done."

—"OH MY- HARRY! WHY HAVE I NEVER TASTED SUCH DELICACY BEFORE??"
"...because it's a mint oreo? a muggle food? dray, we've been over this.."

—"fruit snacks? is that similar to dried fruit?"

- draco being astounded by how much he enjoys muggle food.

- harry taking draco to the grocery store frequently, letting him pick out whatever food peaks his interest.

—"nut- el- uh? harry, what on earth is this?"

—"love, you can't try every soda on the shelf."
"shut up, potter, i do as i please."

— harry finding it adorable how draco scrunches up his nose when he doesn't like something.

—"oh this- this is not good- harry what is this? why does it taste like this? harry i don't like it. WHY IS IT GETTING WORSE??!?!"
[harry too busy laughing about giving
draco vegemite]

—"dray, that's enough for now, you'll get a stomach ache if you eat all three boxes now."
"sh! i shall enjoy this- pock-...pocky in peace!"

—draco struggling to pronounce the names of muggle foods like ramen and samoas.

—"what in the name of merlin is a girl scout cookie?"

—"love, c'mon, it's not going to kill you."
"no, i'm not eating a thing called a 'mcflurry'!"

—harry kissing draco after eating chocolate covered coffee beans and draco pulling back quickly, "i suggest a mint, coffee is disgusting."

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a/n : we've finally made it to the end, dear reader. i've exceeded the wattpad limit for the number of parts, kinda sad tbh. ngl, but i was done typing all of the two hundred chapters in 5 days, lol. i'm truly happy i spent quarantine in a productive way(not really, i was supposed to be studying for my exams). anywho, i hope this book made you laugh teehee <3

love, love & lots of love,
nia.

edited : book two of incorrect drarry is out now! head over to my profile to read it teehee.

edited : BOOK THREE OF INCORRECT DRARRY IS OUT, TOO! I'M SORRY BUT I'M OBSESSED WITH IQs.