Mexico bitches pt2

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To my spanish readers, this is just for laughs, if you feel offended or uncomfortable. I will unpublished this. I do not wish for anyone to feel hurt.

Se: alright we made it. Everyone get out of the car.

N:NO!

Se:why?

N:read the rules.

M:rule 1: never leave the car. How we gonna get out now?!

N: obvious. *Shoots* problem solved.

Sr:zzz

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Lu: what's next

Sk: communication.

M: I got u, I'm bilingual!

Woman: hola, para que estas aqui? (Hello, what are you here for?)

M: rojo hero?

Woman: y porque you queras ver el?(And why you want to see him?)

M: parays malta?

Woman:...yo se llevos?( I know you?)

M:huh?

Woman:Porques se fuestes? los ninas se queras tu! (Why you leave? The girls want you!)

M:se muretas rojo!

Woman: No! El estuvo aqui para mi cuando tu no estabas! (He was here for me when you weren't!)

M:pero no!

Woman: pero si (but yes)

Woman: no puedes llervarme mafia! (You can't take me mafia!)

M:I think that went well!

Ur: dude...you are the mafia here...

Kra: doesn't matter! Get in the car and chase after her!

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