100

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WOAH! we're at 100 guys!!!!!
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Anyways here's what you came for
-ash
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Bing: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?!

Google: ....

Bing: ...What?

Google: Hang on, I’m considering.

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In Schneep’s Office

Marvin, sneezes and reaches for a tissue: May I?

Schneep, snatches the tissues up: These are my tissues, Marvin.: If you were planning on sneezing, you should have brought your own.

Marvin:
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Mark: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Google: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.

Bing: Wasps.

Host: Spiders.

Dark: Terriers.

Illinois: Yancy.

Yancy: HEY!
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Anti: Did it hurt?

Dark: Yes.

Anti: You didn’t even wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part.

Dark: Everything hurts.

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Actor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Dark: Spear.

Actor: BLOCKED.

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THAT WAS ALOT

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