Loopy Gas

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by procrxstinxtion

by procrxstinxtion

Loopy Gas

Ashton:
You plonk yourself down in the car, as Ashton buckles you in. He gives you a quick peck on the cheek, before rushing around to the drivers side. "How about," Ashton starts, buckling himself in. "We go get some milkshakes? I'll get your favourite?" Ashton offers and you giggle, your eyes drooping. "Suuuure baaaby! as long as there are no basketballs in them this time," You slur, before laughing once again. "It's going to be a long night," Ashton sighs, breaking out into a smile.

Michael:
"And then! he grabbed a sword.. and put it in my arm!" Michael explains, pointing to the white bandaid. Michael had this fear of needles, (A/N: Go along with it) so they had to use some gas to make him go numb. And a little nuts. "It was a needle, Mikey." You correct him. "Y/N. Why do you like that Asparagustus Waters guy more than meee?" He asks, before bursting into hysterics. "I need some pain killers.." You shake your head, which has started to ache.

Luke:
"Is that a new.. purse Y/N?" Luke asks, his voice quiet and his eyes droopy. Luke had hurt him arm, so the doctors put him on some supposed loopy gas. "Yeah, it is sweetie. Do you like it?" You ask, Your eyes on the road as you drive. "Yeah, it looks good," Luke's eyes begin to water and his voice cracks. "Y/N it looks good!" Luke cries. "Thanks, Lukey, it's black, like your shirt," You smile. Luke gasps, perking up. "We're twins?!" He exclaims.

Calum:
"Y/N, When can we go see Sarah again?" Calum asks, lulling his head back so it's resting on the head rest on the car seat. "We'll see her soon, Cal. But right now, she has other patients to take care of," You explain to Calum. Calum was high on some sedative like medicine. He tripped.. needed stitches.. saw the needle.. tried to run away. Yeah. "But I thought I was her only patient, Y/N!" Calum raises his voice, tears pricking his eyes and his voice cracking.
You just roll your eyes.

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A/N:

If you thought these seemed familiar, I am almost sure that they were viral or semi viral on YouTube. I found them hilarious. 😂👌