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All [Headcanons]

Hello I'm not dead
I'm sorry for not updating this,,,, for like 3 days lmao but I went on a danganronpa spree and then tortured myself by reading scp smut :''3
But yea I'm doing relationship headcanons for u guys!!! Also quick note about 1471,,, I'll write them with no gender but it's gonna be really towards the feminine side aha :D but yea lets get on with it
(also some of them will be less like romance and more like,,, rlly good friends so yea) (and some of them will be more...... humanized I guess???)

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♡ SCP RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS ♡
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SCP-035

- smug
- towards everyone
- HE'S LIKE 'HEY LOSERS I HAVE AN AWESOME S/O YOU FUCKERS WISH YOU WERE ME LMAOOOO'
- he even lightens up on the narcissism a lil bit???? shocked
- but anyways you guys watch a lot of plays and a lil bit of danganronpa (im sorry i couldn't help myself---)
- beings friends w all the boys
- and them wondering how he could find such an incredible person to tolerate him
- playing uno
- him getting jealous, creeping the guy out immensely and then playing dumb afterwards
- watching tiktok cringe
- playing among us and getting pissed
- and him bugging you to go to the pool to see you in a bikini
- you say only if it's the beach, knowing he'd get jealous
- "Nooo! Only I get to see that beautiful body of yours~"
- wow gee thanks my face is kinda warm now
- (also unrelated but I wrote this AND NOW MY MOM WANTS ME TO GO TO THE POOL DJBEVEBEBEB I'M SCARED)

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SCP-049

- GENTLEMAN!!!!
- will legit murder anyone that disrespects you
- you two reading vintage medicine books and looking at the pictures
- going on walks in the woods
- it's raining? well get a book and a blanket cuz it's about to get reeeal cozy in here
- you complimenting him just to make him flustered
- WAIT IT WORKED
- he's hiding his face in his hands awwwwww
- "I-I... U-ummm... Hmph..."
- c'mon we know you liked it
- waist hugs
- making friends with lots of birds
- getting scented candles and just fucking snorting that shit
- dancing with some music
- finding cute little poems and love notes around the house when he's away

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SCP-073

- oh wow, e m o t i o n s
- haha jk he's so cute????
- will not let you do anything even remotely dangerous
- random cuddling. like he'll just see if you're doing anything and then just slip behind you and hug you
- praise him and see how red his face gets
- "Stop..."
- lmao never
- you catch him staring sometimes and he turns away all flustered
- truth is that he wants to kiss you so bad but he's so shy
- so you give him a peck and he gets so happy
- his smile is sooooo cute!!!!
- gradually gains the confidence to give affection more often and you're so proud
- best quality plastic flowers on valentine's day
- makes u breakfast in bed!!!!!
- holdin hands in public
- a lil bit of kiibo energy

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SCP-076-2

- CEO of tsundere
- but won't let another guy even LOOK at you
- "Didn't you see it?!! He was ALL OVER YOU!!!"
- able please dude
- veeeerrrryyyy shy about touching n stuff
- like hold his hand and he'll blush a lot, glance at you and then roll his eyes and look away
- still holding your hand tho
- but he gets more open with time
- SOOOO protective and jealous,,,
- likes when you sit on his lap
- says 'you're mine' a lot.
- will keep his distance in public but when someone fuckin talks to you he'll start gettin close
- also,,,, make food for the guy,,,, he's hungry and refuses to admit it
- please cuddle him in bed he wants it but won't say it
- you'll have to stop him from doing stupid shit. like yea you're indestructible but i don't wanna risk waiting 20 years for you to come back you cockwomble
- you also also have to hold him back from arguing with Cain
- smh
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