my silly excuse of escaping reality (art book 2)

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Don't take this seriously this is only a joke, I don't want to offend anyone okie if your offended I am so sorry ;w; this is only fun and games- and I recently watching cooking show now-
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Chefs: okay I'm gonna put some little oil in the pan- *pours all the oil*

*beeeeeppp*

chef: *burns the steak*

Some random DUDE: it's burnt!

Chef: it's not burnt it's just Crispy-

*beeeeeepppp*

Me: *all done reading my fanfict* yes I'm done! *looks at the time* damm it's already midnight, maybe I should get some snooze *gets change into pj's* I'm off to bed *lays in bed*

*was about to sleep-*

Embarrassment moments: N O  S L E E P

Me: *sad violence noises intensifies*

*BEEEEEEEEEEP*

Me: *doing some math studies* wha- *can't even understand anything-*

I'm now officially dumb- I CAN'T EVEN SOLVE SOME 10 + 11 × 5 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*BEEEEEEEEP*

Me: *lays on the floor staring at the ceiling and questioning my existence*

*BEEEEEEEEEEP*

Me: I'm so dumb~ yeh I'm so dumb~ I can't even SOLVE a math problem~ maybe math can go get a calculator to SOLVE there own problems other than making people solve them~

*BEEEEEEP*

my mom: hey sweetie do you see my night gown dresses anywhere?-
*sees me posing in the mirror with the night gown*

Me: wait I can explain-

My mom: *slowly takes out phone and took a picture and slowly closes the door*

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*BEEEEEEEP*

Me: *seeing my favourite character died* WHHHAAAAAA- *hysterical cries while eating ice cream*

*BEEEEEEP*

Me: *singing in the bathroom in the night*

My lil brother: hehe~ =)

Me: lalala~

My lil brother: *turns off the power in the bathroom*

Me: lala-aaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRO! WHATEVER GOD YOU BELIVE IN I SWEAR I WILL SMACK YOUR SPIRIT OUT OF YOUR BODY-

My lil brother: *laugh maniacally* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *chokes* aCk!- *cough**cough*

Me: hAh karma- *slips*

My lil brother: *heard a crash in the bathroom* hAh double karma!-

*BEEEEEP*

That's all uwo~