~💜 ❤~ Ishimondo Oneshots! ~💜 ❤~

Leon Regrets Everything

"M-Mondito..." Ishida mumbles, sounding annoyed.
"Now's not the-"

"Don't 'Mondito' me!" Mondo yells, interrupting Ishida once again.
"How'd you even find that thing, and why are you trying to kill Leon?!"

"He got on my nerves again! I'm tired of him riling me up, so why not kill him?"

"Dude, your boyfriend's crazy!" Leon exclaims.
"He broke down my door just to get into my room!"

Mondo stares at Ishida.
"Listen, mister, you're comin' with me. I can't have you kill Leon just 'cause he annoyed you too many times. Killing someone out of rage after destroying their door is just... utterly stupid!"

"No! Let me kill him!" Ishida whines.
"Come on, Mondito! If you let me kill Leon, I won't do this ever again!"

"Not buying it. C'mon."
Mondo grabs Ishida by the arm, dragging him out of the room.

"Hey! What about my door?!" Leon yells.
"I can't have no door! That's just unsafe!"

"I'll have Taka contact the office about it," Mondo tells him.
"For now, you'll just have to deal with it. I'm going now, so if you have any other issues, you'll have to complain to someone else about it."

Mondo and Ishida head to Mondo's dorm. The two go inside, and Mondo yanks Ishida's death scythe out of his hands.

"Give that back!" Ishida yells.
"That's mine!"

"This was the whole reason we confiscated the damn thing in the first place!" Mondo replies.
"You can't go around killing people all willy-nilly!"

"But I-!"
"I don't fucking care that you haven't killed anyone yet, Ishida! You're not gonna do it, okay?! Besides, if you killed Leon, you'd have Hoshi as a witness! He was in that room too, you know! He was at Leon's desk with headphones, so you're lucky he didn't hear you!"

Grumbling comes from Mondo's bed as Kaito is awoken by the yelling.
"What the hell's going o- whaaa???"

The astronaut stands up, staring at Ishida with his mouth agape.

"Oh, did we wake you?" Mondo asks.

"Who the fuck is that?!" Kaito asks.
"It looks like Taka, but he has white hair...?"

"He's Ishida, Taka's alternate persona. He just tried to kill Leon, so I had to stop him."

"So he's Taka, but not Taka?" Kaito asks.
"I'm so confused..."

"Why is it that hard to understand?" Ishida asks Kaito.
"Have you not seen Genocide Jack before?"

"That serial killer?!"

Mondo sighs.
"Yeah, that serial killer."

Then he turns to Ishida.
"You left Robo-Boy alone in your room, and it's pretty much a rule to stay with your underclassman as much as possible. Bring Taka back and go check on him. I'll decide how to punish you later."

"I don't care about a fricking robot!" Ishida exclaims.
"And you don't need to punish me! What I did was justified!"

"Fucking go check on him, or I'll drag you there just like I dragged you into here."

Ishida surrenders, the white light engulfing him and changing him back into Kiyotaka. The prefect looks around the room before noticing Ishida's death scythe in Mondo's hands.

"What did he do?" Kiyotaka asks.
"The death scythe is out of its place, so Ishida definitely found it."

"He tried to kill Leon for annoying him," Mondo replies

"He tried to- what?!"

Mondo puts the death scythe down, pulling Kiyotaka into a hug and stroking his hair.
"Don't worry about that, babe. I solved the issue. He won't try to pull a stunt like that again. I promise."

Kiyotaka sighs deeply, his head on Mondo's shoulder.
"Thank you, darling," he says softly.

"Hey, it's just my job," Mondo replies.
"I said I'd protect this school from Ishida, and a man always keeps his promises. And not only that, but I'm also doing this because I love you and don't wanna make you worry."

Kiyotaka smiles lightly.
"I'm really happy you'd do all this to protect me. It really makes me thankful to have you as my boyfriend."

"Yeah, me too, Ishi," Mondo replies.

Mondo lets go of Kiyotaka, just to pull him into a kiss seconds later. Kiyotaka chuckles, happily kissing his boyfriend. After a few seconds, Mondo pulls away and pats Kiyotaka's head.

"Now, you should go check on Kiibo. I'm sure he's worried about you."

Kiyotaka nods.
"Yes, I should."

The moral compass heads toward the door.
"Bye, darling! I love you!"

"Love you too, babe," Mondo replies.

Kiyotaka waves goodbye and leaves the room.

~💜 ❤~

{As requested by Kai_Crybaby
Thanks for the request! I hope you like it!}