𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐑

the one with the weasley-like escape

What did he do?-

-oh, he didn't do anything.
-i saw my family tree and everything.
-DRACO DID YOU KNOW THE FIREGOLD AND MALFOY BLOODLINE FUSED IN THE ELEVENTH CENTURY?
-we are actually very slightly related to each other Draco.

Holy motherfuck-
That's not the point tell me WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU-

-Draco give my brother some calming draught, he's losing it.
-so anyway, in the sitting room, around the family tree, I saw this huge painting of rowena ravenclaw. I was like, aight, that's cool, Firegolds were all about knowledge. Then Voldemort tells me that we used to be Ravenclaws long before the curve shifted to Slytherin. Now, that's cool too. Everything is alright. Until

UNTIL-

-UNTIL I go to the library-its fucking huge and awesome, Hermione you'll love it, we'll have to fix the binding and everything, but they are some seriously wicked books.

Skylar-

-oh, yes.
-so the magic is like, electrocuting me slowly at this point. It's eerie and scary and I'm there with Voldemort on a not so romantic date in my dead parent's home who he killed.
-and I see this ghost.

Ghost?-

-yes, Ron, ghost!

Like Hogwarts ghosts or
did you finally lose your mind?-

-hogwarts ghosts. But I might lose my mind soon after what happened.

Skylar you're killing me can you
just rip the band-aid?-

-I am a descendant of
Rowena Ravenclaw.

All right, put the band aid back on-

-YES THAT IS WHAT IM SAYING Harry! so this ghost is like her other daughter Morwenna Ravenclaw. And she tells me a bunch of things about the magic running through the walls actually belonging to me, like a destiny or birthright
-i don't know she was talking in riddles. After i specifically asked the hat to not put me in Ravenclaw because I don't want to solve riddles at the end of everyday, it got really frustrating. So I did something rash.

What did you do?-

-I siphoned the magic off the walls, Draco.
-before you all go shit crazy about it, listen to the rest of it.

Go on-

-Dont write to me in that tone Ron!

I didn't have a tone-
Skylar please continue-

-alright, Hermione. So, I come back to the Manor with voldy immediately after that and I fucking collapse. I didn't have time to do or explain anything. I fell like a toddler unable to walk. And then I get this horrible fever. Healers from St Mungo's came and everything, but nothing could fix me. The siphoned magic was basically burning my skin, grinding my bones. It was horrible. I wanted it to stop. I kept getting these horrible nightmares about monsters and dead people and my mother going all Death Eater on others and my father going all evil scientist on my mother and I'm going all junior assassin on innocent people. Until