Let me give you a bit more context on what yhe fuck is going on here, Kay?
I play dungeons and dragons. Dnd for short, for those nerds who don't know shit. And unlike the way how most media portrays it, its not nerdy, and full of math, it's actually a group of fuckheads who love to make jokes and memories. Or absolutely destroy their dms mental state with fanfics and raunchy nsfw drawings of characters and npcs.
You see, I like to make jokes. I'm one of the biggest dickheads who loves to roleplay and have stupid shit said out loud for the fuck of it. But I'm also an asshole. Because this isn't just any appreciation for my dm. This is a warning.
By the way, never threaten your dm. They are God. I'm just super fucken ballsy.
He knows what is on the table. And he can make this cannon for all I care. Or kill of Hestia, my character.
Anyways, context.
We play critical role content. So our famous Artagan, and Gilmore, and literally any fan favorite npc in that game/universe, we get to fuck around with.
If you see any of that and don't know what it is, just wanting to read some smutty fics, then don't mind me, or this. If you do know what this is, and are super intrigued in your favorite characters x reader, you're in the wrong place. This is Cantrips and Poncho Squad x reader material only. Well, also CR npcs x Cantrips shit too, but that was like, a joke or something.
Alot of this shit is meant to be taken as a joke. I write it to look serious, but this is all in good fun. This is dirty, sexy humor, and if you're like, idk, too young to know what the clitoris is, then get the FUCK outta here. I don't fuck with kids.
Thats about it. Mwah <3
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an open threat
FantasyI was told that I wouldn't do it. I was told that I was a pussy bitch. look at me now fool. I did it. and here is a whole wattpad story on it. read it and weep boys, read it and fuckin weep. - - - Anyways, this is a collection of fanfics/mini stori...
