Mr. Perfect & Ms. Imperfect

Resort Wali

Ritu- Oh God (shakes her head) Raj tum uncle se mil aao main (pulls Naveen's ears) Isko shamjaugi inner beauty is most important....

Naveen- Oh please inner beauty jaisa kuch nahi hota dekha Veeru bhi jab resort wali ko dekhega na toh woh khud shock hoga

Rajveer- Whatever

Rajveer goes Whereas Ritu and Naveen were sitting and discussing about something...

Ritu- Tumhare liye inner beauty koi matlab nahi rakhti

Naveen- Obviously rakhti hai par aap tum hi socho Na mujhe jaise smart, handsome, dashing ladke ko koi hot shot type ki ladki hi suit karegi na

Ritu- Toh main hot nahi hu (makes sad face)

Naveen- Ritu Ritu (stand up) my darling (make her stand) my sweetheart (walk around her) tum meri dost ho yaar (side hug her) agar tumhe date karuga aur humara relationship work nahi karega toh Humari dosti bhi kharab hogi na (She looks at him) aur Veeru ka socho uska humare alwa koi dost hai kya (she nods vertically) humare wajhse usko kyun dharamsankant me dalna...

Rajveer comes with his bag and listens Naveen's talks...Rajveer knew Naveen loves Ritu and Ritu loves Naveen...So thinks to give them time to confess....

Rajveer- Kisko dharamsankant me daalne ki baat ho rahi

Naveen- Tujhe aur kisi se (puts his hand around his shoulder) Veeru agar ladki pasand na aaye toh bhaag aana main tere liye achi ladki dhundh duga...

Rajveer(removes Naveen's hands and puts his hand on Naveen's shoulder and whispers)- Navu, Dad ab theek ho chuke hai toh Ritu aur meri engagement ka drama bhi khatam hone wala...(Naveen looks at him in confusion) Aise mat dekh mujhe pata hai tu usse pyaar karta

Naveen(turns backward to look Ritu, who was trying to listen them)- Shh dheere bol yaar (again looks at Ritu) usko pata chala toh maaregi mujhe

Rajveer-Mujhe nahi lagta

Naveen- Bhool gaya pheli bar dil ki baat boli thi tab sandal nikali thi usne mujhe maarne...

Flashback starts

Rajveer and Naveen used to study in same college...Ritu was they junior....It was Ritu's first day for college...Naveen and Rajveer waited for Ritu to come....Moment Naveen sees Ritu in Red Salwar suit with open hair...His heart skipped a beat...Ritu finds Naveen drooling her...She reaches near them still Naveen was looking at her...Rajveer hits on Naveen's shoulder to wake him up...

Rajveer(murmurs)- Muh bandh kar bhai macchar chala jayega

Naveen- Kamal ki bala lag rahi hai....Ek daam rapchik

Listening Rapchik from Naveen...Rajveer suppresses his laughter Whereas Ritu removes her sandal and shows him....Naveen runs to save himself and Ritu chases him....They run in campus more than half an hour....Rajveer stops them as they were getting late for lecture...

Flashback ends

Listening him Rajveer laughs, Ritu looks at Naveen and Naveen smiles sheepishly...