4:01 am
Quarantine btches
Imcool: guysguysguysyelp
Mom: its four am..
Curryboi: whats wro
Goaway: OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES STOLE MY FIVE SHITTY STACKS OF HOLY HARD EARNED SPENT 3 HOURS MINING FOR DIAMONDS?!
Imcool: OH NO NOW HES REALLY MAD SINCE HE CURSED IN CORRECT GRAMMER
Mom: CuRSiNG ISN't eVEN CORRECt GrAMMER
Imcool: OH REALLY
Dad: why are u guys even awake
Imcool: yall who ever did it just speak up your causing trouble in our apartment
Imool: bokuto is literally crying
Owlkeeper: ...
Goway: who fucking did it.
Goaway: i know all of you are online
Goaway: w h o d i d i t
Goaway: and no i didnt lose them i keep then in a chest i hid somewhere in my house. invisible to the human eye.
Imcool: im too busy zooming with sugawara san learnin kanji
Mom: work and that guy
Dad: work
Toostrong: our minceraft world will be a mess please answer and surrender yourselves. I didnt do it i was busy reading the latest books i ordered.
Curryboi: I hadnt touched the PC in two days, to busy with volleyball and other shit.
Indoors: im playing but not minecraft
Sunsho: well i was online but i visited the near by village and then left
Owl: well i was busy eating doritos..
Fisherbro: welp i was watching and chtting
Aintbaldnomore: i was chtting noya
Catlike: wowowo chill, i was doing some work
Stillsalt: we had our game last night
Sunsho: oooh yeah i watched, ill admit tsukkishima is scary
Yamz: riggght
Yachiii: i slept
Kiyoko: i was learning how to bake melonpan
Aintbaldnomore: my favorite!
Kiyoko: <3
Yamz: online classes
Gentle: just busy.
Goaway: then who did it?
Imcool: wait a minute...
Imcool: i remember our adlers friends being 3
Imcool: so why are they only 2?
Goaway: ...
Curryboi: omg
Toostrong: oh no
Sunsho: holy quack
Imcool: oh!
Imcool: ...
Imbetter: surprise..?
Goaway: *inhale. exhale*
Imcool: shit he even bothered to type it
Goaway: HOSHIUMI YOU FUCKING SHITTY ASSHOLE BITCH YOU BETTER FUCKING DAMN EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STEAL MY SHITTY PRECIOUS DIAMONDS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ASS THINK OF DAMN SHITTY THIS TIME!??!?!!?!?!!?
Imbetter: oop
Imcool: thats damn.
Goaway: sigh.
Goaway: return them.
Goaway: if you do ill forgive you and give you your favorite cake, if you dont i throw your favorite cake on your face.
Imbetter: ... that was calmer than usual
Imbetter: fine.
Goaway: good.
Imcool: UWWWAAAHHHHH
Imbetter: done
Owl: that WAS SO
Curryboi: hoshiumi always does things to get in trouble
Sunsho: shut up kageyama when we were second years you saw a dog but ended up falling off a small cliff
Mom: what?!
Dad: omg
Imcool: damnn tobio kun
StillSalt: wth king
Aintbaldnomore: AHAHASAHUSHHAHAHAH
Fisherbro: AHASHAHSHHHHHAHHAHAHHSUSUAH
Curryboi: YSHSTS BOKE!
Sunsho: bLeHHHHHHHH
Curryboi: receiving competition. wear your face shield, maybe two you might recieve with your head
Sunsho: WHyyyyy YOuuuu my receives r great!
Curryboi: lets go
Sunsho: cmon practice gym
Curryboi: race ya
Sunsho: ok now youv got me rollin
Toostrong: Kageyama don't break the door
Owl: hey why was sho speeding out of the apartment like lightning mcqueen while eating a bagel?
Mom: WAit ItS FOUR IN THE MorNING RigHT?
Stillsalt: sometimes i wonder why rnt they still together
Yamz: same
Goaway: a promise is a promise, ill ship your favorite type of cake.
Imbetter: yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:00 am
Quarantine btches
Curryboi: damn u n ur receives
Sunsho: haha!
Imcool: thanks for making sho kun in a good mood tobio kun! he cooked us our favorite breakfast! Tamago kake gohan!!!!!!
Curryboi: your welcome?
Owl: delicious!!!
Goaway: its a family recipe right hinata?
Sunsho: right! its my favorite!
Goaway: no wonder
Goaway: btw hoshiumi the cake should be there by now
Imbetter: there it is!
Sunsho: fsr i have a bad feeling abt this...
Goaway: why dont u taste it
Imbetter: duh!
Imbetter: ...
Goaway: howd it taste like?
Imbetter: IT TASTE LIKEE VEGGIEEES EWE SEDDUFEJSMVCWKUVTU RET
Imcool: thats pretty mean omi kun
Goaway: hah, i know.
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